Ohh Hugh!!
Hugh!
That wasn't Dave's wife, it was Guppy dressed UP like Dave's wife, after all the hormone therapy and wearing panties under his uniform, he was getting even more in touch with his Femme' side, isn't that right Guppy? Speaking of your femme side, the female FO's were in the crew room today giggling about you behind your back. They all saw through your clever ploy to stick up for the poor frail female so hurt by words, so that you might gain access to her panty drawer.
Was it difficult growing up without without a male role model GP? I think I remember you from my junior high days. Weren't you the kid who would go and tattle on those mean boys who insulted you during gym? Run now Puppy RUN! Go tattle to the new woman PE teacher. Then just cry your widdy eyes out because someone said sumfin meany weany to you. Just remember, your older brother told us to tell you to stop wearing Mommies clothes, OK?
English! 'Nother Tequila over here!
And now as we bring this episode to a close,
here's the FlyingFarmer's final thought-
Guppy!!!!!!
Get this through your oversensitive head, we're all pilots, and most of us are capable of taking a little "messing with" lighten up MAN! We are kidding around, most of us never met the girl, and the bu22 of this entire joke is the guy who started the thread, who is probably the only one who is a bigger loser than you! Perhaps the two of you are one and the same. Listen man, almost without exception we work with some top k-notch "Beaches". They can fly and fight their own battles, and unlike you probably, most are actually fun to fly with. They can crack a dirty joke, tell me when I screw up, and as far as I know can hang with the best of us. Ala Skirt-You say you know her, I doubt that, because if it's who I'm thinking of, she'd be on here telling you and me to kizz her azz! Then buy the shooters for all of us, even Dave. So C'mon man, we're all just giving each other some stuff, and letting of a little steam, how about joining us sometime!?
and PS-
I'm sure you rest your case quite often, after he puts on the blue glove!
