Taco Rocket
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- Joined
- Aug 9, 2005
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Well you had another 5 years to collect another impregnated ex wife...
So that's 3 now, and 5 kids you need to put through college.
And that 'Vette is a little more than you expected. I know, you thought those PGBC payments you collected beginning at age 60, along with your captain pay, would be enough, but hey, today's inflation just doesn't buy what it used to!
TIME FOR AGE 70!
Yet another 5 years to sit on your butt, eating peanuts while drinking another Coke, and complaining while waiting for the release to be hand delivered...
Another 5 years to collect another ex and buy yet another house while "making up for my pension!"
Another 5 years of "living the dream" while "being a good union member!"
BRING ON AGE 70!
So that's 3 now, and 5 kids you need to put through college.
And that 'Vette is a little more than you expected. I know, you thought those PGBC payments you collected beginning at age 60, along with your captain pay, would be enough, but hey, today's inflation just doesn't buy what it used to!
TIME FOR AGE 70!
Yet another 5 years to sit on your butt, eating peanuts while drinking another Coke, and complaining while waiting for the release to be hand delivered...
Another 5 years to collect another ex and buy yet another house while "making up for my pension!"
Another 5 years of "living the dream" while "being a good union member!"
BRING ON AGE 70!