Princedietrich
Retired Starchecker
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2004
- Posts
- 1,437
Here's some more!
You might be a fr8 dawg if....
... you get a box in the back of your plane going to the CDC in Atlanta that's labeled "fungus of unknown origin."
... a UPS commercial comes on the tv in the pilot's lounge, and when it says "what can brown do for you" everyone in the room shouts in unison "BROWN CAN GIVE ME A JOB!"
... you've ever considered getting a digital recording of the cabin altitude warning horn in a Learjet, then playing it in the pilot's lounge at 4 in the morning.
... you've ever blown an entire paycheck on a digital recorder so you can try that.
... you've ever told dispatch that you hope they enjoyed the brownies (another one for the STarcheckers)
... you consider chocks to be a deadly weapon, and you know how to use them.
... you don't know what an engine cover or a cowl plug is.
... you can't take off for 15 minutes because the tubes in your radios need to warm up.
... the traffic count at your home airport is dead all day, but with a huge spike at 5 in the morning.
... you eat your coffee with a spoon.
... that bowl of jolly ranchers on the FBO counter is what you'd call damn good eatin'.
... you've ever been accidentally called "southwest" by ATC and you took it as an insult.
... you've ever flown a Baron that was so old, Walter Beech got checked out in it.
... you look inside the cabin of a luxury corp jet and wonder how much it would carry if it was canned out.
... someone on frequency asks for a wind check and you laugh hysterically at them.
... you've begged the chief pilot to let you carry a concealed weapon because you really do need it at your third stop.
... the liscense plate on your motorcycle is CJ610
... the liscense plate on your car is TFE 731
... a box full of hepatitis and HIV is packed less that 2 feet away from your lunch.
You might be a fr8 dawg if....
... you get a box in the back of your plane going to the CDC in Atlanta that's labeled "fungus of unknown origin."
... a UPS commercial comes on the tv in the pilot's lounge, and when it says "what can brown do for you" everyone in the room shouts in unison "BROWN CAN GIVE ME A JOB!"
... you've ever considered getting a digital recording of the cabin altitude warning horn in a Learjet, then playing it in the pilot's lounge at 4 in the morning.
... you've ever blown an entire paycheck on a digital recorder so you can try that.
... you've ever told dispatch that you hope they enjoyed the brownies (another one for the STarcheckers)
... you consider chocks to be a deadly weapon, and you know how to use them.
... you don't know what an engine cover or a cowl plug is.
... you can't take off for 15 minutes because the tubes in your radios need to warm up.
... the traffic count at your home airport is dead all day, but with a huge spike at 5 in the morning.
... you eat your coffee with a spoon.
... that bowl of jolly ranchers on the FBO counter is what you'd call damn good eatin'.
... you've ever been accidentally called "southwest" by ATC and you took it as an insult.
... you've ever flown a Baron that was so old, Walter Beech got checked out in it.
... you look inside the cabin of a luxury corp jet and wonder how much it would carry if it was canned out.
... someone on frequency asks for a wind check and you laugh hysterically at them.
... you've begged the chief pilot to let you carry a concealed weapon because you really do need it at your third stop.
... the liscense plate on your motorcycle is CJ610
... the liscense plate on your car is TFE 731
... a box full of hepatitis and HIV is packed less that 2 feet away from your lunch.
