Layover shenanigans...........

[WNRHD17]

"Gimme a....double bacon cheeseburger"
"Double-baca-cheeseburger....it's for a cop."
"Why'd you say that? Now they're gonna spit in it."
"No I was just saying that so they'll make it good......don't spit in that cop's burger...."

My husband's a 911 dispatcher...we watch that movie A LOT.

 

[Flyeys]

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Canada, eh? Almost made it.

 

[blingair]

...its powdered sugar, its delicious!

 

[urflyingme?!]

The fleas hate the sugar.

You are freaking out, maaannn

 

[V2pls10]

"Farva, only you could make a dark man blush!"

I know it's sick but i've got more laughs from this thread than from just about anyone else.

V2

 

[Flying Illini]

A few of my favorites:

I'm freakin' out man!
It's afghanistanimation!
Meow!
Don't call me radio, 91 Don't call me 91, radio
How you shootin today thorn? dead on all morning...what about that little guy? What, that little guy, don't worry about that little guy.
excuse me...bear...bear focker, do you need assistance?!
What are you, drunk? Drunk enough to kick your @ss!

 

[Flying Illini]

The best part is at the very end when someone throws the fire extinguisher. That makes me cry every time!

 

[Kream926]

when the girl gets hit by the foul ball

 

[sqwkvfr]

Captain: "In the old days we used to take guys like you out back and beat you with a hose, now you've got you're goddanmed UNIONS!!"
Farva: "Captain, you know I'm not a pro-union guy."


Thorny: "Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here while you three smoke the whole bag."


Thorny: (after getting chased out of the camper by a hog) Glamour pet!

 

[WizardPilot]

"You just ate 100 bucks of weed, and 30 bucks of shrooms. I'm gonna need that 130 bucks back when you have a chance" "Thats messed up dude!"


"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"65?"
"63."
"But isnt the speed limit 65?"
"yeah"

"Yeah, sure..." "You mean yes sir?"

 

[JRSLim]

You gonna pull those pistols, or stand there whistlin' dixie?

 

[flyguy75000]

deleted................t-gates beat me to it

 

[Dash8]

The best part is at the very end when someone throws the fire extinguisher. That makes me cry every time!

that would be farva, cause only he's a big enough dick to do it, plus they yell 'farva!' right afterwards

 

[Dash8]

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.

I am all that is man!

its all in the lips, and don't forget to cup the balls

and that was the second time i got crabs

ursuuuuulllaaaaaaa!!!

 

[HAZ-MAT]

I am all that is man!!!

http://www.10-7.com/downloads/soundboards/supertroopers.htm or

http://www.zweb-network.com/flash/supertroopers.html