ArtVandalay
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In 3 years we'll have another group called the pilot enhancement association. They'll tell us that the focus group didn't really fulfill what they intended it to but, this new fresh group is here to listen. Each pilot will have his own personal representative to forward complaints and issues to. Upper management will be directly spoken with on these issues, yada yada yada. Because each pilot will have his own representative on the association group, we will need to hire an additional 400 pilots to cover each pilot. Those extra 400 pilots will be able to effectively negotiate crew meal choices for each pilot but only on a monthly basis. If you want chicken, you'll get chicken, 3 times a day for every rotation for the entire month. Chicken enchiladas, chicken and dumplings, chicken and rice, etc...We will be able to get a PDF version of the FOM within the next 6-8 years but only available on the original blackberry's, not the curve; therefore, we will need to hire an additional 400 pilots to create a focus group for the 2nd 400 pilots to study the effects of switching to an Iphone and what impact this will have on the company and how to implement the FOM into the iphone.
Ok so a little bitterness here. What the hell do we have 4 ACP's for?? They know the complaints we have but, they want US to come up with solutions?? I have a solution, management needs to fix problems, not us.
Ok so a little bitterness here. What the hell do we have 4 ACP's for?? They know the complaints we have but, they want US to come up with solutions?? I have a solution, management needs to fix problems, not us.
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