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Remember that section of the old PPL video where she's yapping in front of the BFM (Bravo Foxtrot Mike ... Big F@#$ing Map) and her nipples are hard as Chinese Arithmatic? I mean, we're talking headlights here!


When I get lonely on Friday nights, I just put on some slow jazz, light some scented candles, pop that video in (positioned at the hard-nipple section, of course), and grab the KY, baby!

Hmmmm .... Martha's nibbies .... hmmmmm. :)


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Snakum said:
...and her nipples are hard as Chinese Arithmatic? I mean, we're talking headlights here!

Hmmmm .... Martha's nibbies .... hmmmmm. :)

Wait, wasn't that her circuit breaker segment?
 

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Snakum said:
When I get lonely on Friday nights, I just put on some slow jazz, light some scented candles, pop that video in (positioned at the hard-nipple section, of course), and grab the KY, baby!

Hmmmm .... Martha's nibbies .... hmmmmm. :)
Minh

That's remarkably disturbing, even for you! :eek:
 

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Snakum said:
Remember that section of the old PPL video where she's yapping in front of the BFM (Bravo Foxtrot Mike ... Big F@#$ing Map) and her nipples are hard as Chinese Arithmatic? I mean, we're talking headlights here!


When I get lonely on Friday nights, I just put on some slow jazz, light some scented candles, pop that video in (positioned at the hard-nipple section, of course), and grab the KY, baby!

Hmmmm .... Martha's nibbies .... hmmmmm. :)


Minh

Snakum,

I've only seem Martha in some magazine ads ( and I'm not entirely sure about that ), but we can't be talking about the same woman here...can we ? Maybe she just really, really likes BFM's.

All women have nipples. Martha needs more than Chinese arithmetic can provide. Perhaps that Kingair is causing a bit too much vibration at cruise.

But, keep those cards and letters coming in.
 

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her hair gives me nightmares
 

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I LOVE MARTHA KING!!!....that is all....


You are aware that Martha and John are actually the same person. John just puts on a brillo wig and moves his voice up an octave. ....And thaaaats alllllllllll you need to know, about cross dressing.
 

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at a recent cessna pilot center conference here in norfolk, va, we were graced by their company....contract to popular belief they are not the same person, however watching their presentation live is JUST like watching a video..I kept looking for the fast-forward button
 

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Martha King is the Anti-Christ. Or is it Martha Stewart? hmmmmm
 

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MYFpilot said:
You are aware that Martha and John are actually the same person. John just puts on a brillo wig and moves his voice up an octave. ....And thaaaats alllllllllll you need to know, about cross dressing.
LOL!!!!! that's totally the way john king talks!!!! hahaha, i can picture it! i've been through 2 ratings with him so far.... yikes!!!!:eek:
 

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I'm thinking the rumors are true....Martha has the same lazy eye that "John" does......food for thought :D
 

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Guys ... guys .... GUYS! Look at the old PPL video, and about the second segment that Martha does, while wearing the Burgandy pullover, IIRC ... she's just standing there talking and all of a sudden ... BING ... BING ... Nipple City! Someone either opened the door to the studio and let in cold air, or she was staring at the 20-year-old gaffer's crotch. If the latter ... I'll bet she 'went over his oral' immediately after they wrapped for the day.

Lucky bastidge. :(


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she is the reason I am in aviation
 

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do you think the kings ever browse this forum?


and here's a more important question: did they ever spawn? are there john and martha juniors running around?
 

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cforst513 said:
do you think the kings ever browse this forum?

John=Avbug
Martha=TonyC
 
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