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Seeing a weakened US as a good thing, the world has thrown their support behind John Kerry. Reports say that among Isamic Extremists, Kerry leads Bush 70 to 1. Abin Rahid Al Abadleeh said: "I like Kerry, I do not have to worry about the US military killing me, which leaves me to plan my next terrorist attack in peace".
France, Germany and Russia are solidly behind Kerry. One unnamed minister stated: "We have seen a dramatic loss of sales of weapons to despots in the last year. Kerry in the White House would be a boon to our arms industries."
Though Democrats are working hard to give foreigners the right to vote in the US, it seems unlikely they will succeed prior to November, leaving it up to Americans to pick their next President. When asked about this, Al Abadleeh said "I only can hope Americans will keep me in mind when they vote this Fall...".
Seeing a weakened US as a good thing, the world has thrown their support behind John Kerry. Reports say that among Isamic Extremists, Kerry leads Bush 70 to 1. Abin Rahid Al Abadleeh said: "I like Kerry, I do not have to worry about the US military killing me, which leaves me to plan my next terrorist attack in peace".
France, Germany and Russia are solidly behind Kerry. One unnamed minister stated: "We have seen a dramatic loss of sales of weapons to despots in the last year. Kerry in the White House would be a boon to our arms industries."
Though Democrats are working hard to give foreigners the right to vote in the US, it seems unlikely they will succeed prior to November, leaving it up to Americans to pick their next President. When asked about this, Al Abadleeh said "I only can hope Americans will keep me in mind when they vote this Fall...".