I leave 'em in the jetway
Rhinosky--I usually leave my bags in the jetway to keep the entrance clear (obviously) *unless* I know for a FACT that I'm the last person to board.
Those two capts you describe sound like a couple of classic knobs. What else can you do except pity them. They're so frustrated with their 'crummy' little job they take it out on the jumpseater (the equivalent to kicking the dog).
Here's a story about offering help to the crew in case they need it...
I'm jumpseating on a 737 *packed* to the gills on Mother's Day. Even both jumpseats are filled. I'm the shorter one so I offer to take the one behind the capt before it even becomes an issue. As I board I introduce myself to the Lead FA and ask her if it would be all right, once we level off, if I may come out of the cockpit and stretch my legs by the main door (it's a three hour flight).
She says no sweat.
Once level, I tell the capt that I'd like to step outside for the cruise portion of the flight and that I already cleared it with the Lead FA and I joked, "I can help out with the beverage service or something."
He says no sweat.
So now I'm actually camped out on the FAs benchseat when she announces that in celebration of Mother's Day they'll be serving champagne. With that, she trys to uncork a bottle but is having a hard time. Guess who she asked for help?
I spent the next 20 minutes actually helping with the beverage service by pulling corks!
Once the power went to idle, that was my cue to get up and 'assume the fetal position' back in the cockpit. Of course I had to let the capt know I *really* did help out with the beverage service!
