joke

[Dash8]

part 1 (part2 tomorrow)

what do you call a thousand pound girl, sitting at a bar, holding a rubber.

 

[dsee8driver]

ROFLMAO

BigD I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

 

[WrightAvia]

A skydiving student was making his first freefall skydive from 10,000 feet AGL. Everything was going great till it was time to deploy the chute. He forgot how and time was getting short.

All the sudden he looks over and sees a guy flying UP in the opposite direction. Surprised as hell, he yells over to the guy...
"Hey, buddy! you know how to work a PARACHUTE?"

The guy on the way up yells back...
"NO! Do you know how to work a BOILER?"

 

[Dash8]

Part 2 of the joke

what do you call a thousand pound girl, sitting at a bar, holding a rubber.

A half-ton pickup with a box liner!

 

[learflyer]

What do you say to a girl with no legs and no arms?

Nice T!ts!



Why can't u have monica lewinsky and an indian in the same car?

You'll have a blown engine!

 

[crash-proof]

Why did the Little Boy Blue?


He needed the money.

 

[WrightAvia]

What happens when you play with your VOR too much?




You get NAV AIDS.

 

[ShawnC]

What happens when you play with your VOR too much?




You get NAV AIDS.

Subtle, but it's pretty funny.

 

[fLYbUDDY]

anyone got any pilot jokes?

Q) What is the difference between a pilot and a pizza?




A) A pizza can feed a family of four!

 

[generaltso]

Whats black, 12 inches, and hangs in front of a a$$hole?







A pilots tie