RJones
Rico SWAFO
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2001
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I need a punch line, any thoughts?
A lady walks onto the airplane. She looks around and then spots the perfect place to put her luggage. As she bends over to pick up her luggage she farts very loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a flight attendant doesn't show up. As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a flight attendant. "Good morning," "how may I help you?" Very uncomfortably she
asks, "could you help me with my luggage?"
Mine:
"Certainly, ma'am," says the flight attendant. "Would you first please disable its alarm system?"
RJ
A lady walks onto the airplane. She looks around and then spots the perfect place to put her luggage. As she bends over to pick up her luggage she farts very loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a flight attendant doesn't show up. As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a flight attendant. "Good morning," "how may I help you?" Very uncomfortably she
asks, "could you help me with my luggage?"
Mine:
"Certainly, ma'am," says the flight attendant. "Would you first please disable its alarm system?"
RJ