Humorous Flight Bag Stickers

[DIAMONDDD]

Saw a T-shirt "Ask me about my Pen1s"

I always wanted to make a sticker to put on my flight kit
"Fragile----Human Head"

 

[F70pilot]

I saw a captain in DFW one day with a sticker on his flight bag that stated "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do."

 

[Otto Coarsen]

Under a 737-200 sticker (Straight Pipes Save Lives)

Saw this in Philly the other day (I Fling Poo)

 

[Big Duke Six]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

 

[Super 80]

Sticker on an old guard Captain's kitbag:

"If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes."

 

[Futurecorp]

Favorite sticker I saw on a flightbag...

Corp pilot, I think he worked for GM, came through MGY had "You're just jealous my Rice Crispies don't talk to you too"

Favorite t-shirt... I own it and it has become disturbingly prophetic every time I put it on so I try to not wear it on days I am going to the airport... "I SEE DUMB PEOPLE"

 

[bart]

"Partnership for an Idiot-Free America"

"A Gun Society is a Polite Society"

 

[flynryan15]

Saw this on a Captains Bag

It was during the WAR it said the road to Baghdad runs through Paris

 

[Smoking Man]

I liked this one

"English Spoken Here"