Humorous Flight Bag Stickers

[Stifler's Mom]

Saw these the past few days, any others? And any idea on where to buy some of these?


"Have You Flogged Your Flight Crew Today?"

"If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport"

 

[Dash8]

dont tell my mom i'm a pilot
she thinks i'm a piano player in a whorehouse

 

[jball2]

At SWA- "Chicks Dig the 200"

 

[BankAccount=0$]

I saw a guy in TOL with the classic 70's bumper sticker on his flight bag. "A$$, Gas, or Grass....nobody rides for free" Didn't catch who he flew for, but he was a captain.

 

[145FO]

I saw the following the other day in Cleveland: "Have you hugged your assault rifle today?" I thought it was pretty funny.
145FO

 

[MarineGrunt]

Saw this on a car, not a flight case.......

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!"

 

[mainah]

Saw one along the lines of it's God's job to forgive Osama bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting, US MArines. Thought that was pretty funny.

 

[logolight]

"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."

 

[furlowedSF34]

This is also a bumper sticker but it is funny:

Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O Donell fat.

 

[wil]

From South Park on my bag, "Blame Canada"

 

[eagleatr]

The best one I saw was when I worked in the islands. It said "We're all not here on vacation."

 

[Ailerongirl]

"If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport"

Along those lines I have a 'poster' (I use the word lightly because it's actually a photocopy of a photocopy) on my fridge that says
"If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport", and has little flying butts all over it. The best part? I got it from ATL!

 

[350DRIVER]

"A$$, Gas, or Grass....nobody rides for free"

That was funny $$, gotta look for one of those stickers.


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[hydroflyer]

Working UAL ramp one day and unloading a flight that had international travelers on it, I saw this sticker on the side of a suitcase:
"I like cats, they taste just like chicken!"

Got a good laugh from that one.

 

[Dash8]

lotsa good stuff here

http://www.rof.com/catalog.htm

 

[Dash8]

http://www.rof.com/Stickers.htm

 

[Dash8]

tons of d4mn funny ones on this sight, particularly on the 'religious' section


http://valiante.plugnpay.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/c-Bumper_Stickers.html?L+scstore+rdfr0656ffd78cd7+1074175740

 

[ex208driver]

Saw in Roswell, NM "Alien, the other white meat" saw this bumper sticker in Texas "You cant shoot stupid people" or "keep honking, I'm reloading."

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

disturb others with these



linky

 

[exagony]

How about :

"Cats: the other white meat"
or
" We gave peace a chance, now lets give war a chance"
or
"Give nukes a chance"

 

[aceshigh]

My fave has got to be

"My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger."

 

[Astra Guy]

Years ago the US Army advertising motto was "Be all you can be." One of my fellow aviators got the bumper sticker, modified it somewhat to read "Ball all you can." He placed the sticker on his Jepp Bag. Not sure if he is still in aviation or playing that piano in a whorehouse.

 

[Headwind]

How about my favorate:

EX- WIFE FOR SALE------- TAKE UP PAYMENTS


Headwind

 

[Counselair]

The rudest thing I have ever seen was on a tee shirt worn by a 300 lb. guy at a baggage carousel in MIA:

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your little sister"

As crowded as it was, there was a five foot radius around that guy.

Counselair

 

[TWA Dude]

The humor might be in the eye of the beholder, but on my bag I put the stickers:

Be Nice to Me, I TRIED to Give Blood Today!

 

[goaliemn]

"Pilots make smoother approaches"

 

[Thrust Master]

"Let go of my ears"
"I know what I'm doing"

 

[ChinaClipper]

Someone stole mine...

It was a 727 "GROUND HERE" circular sticker for the MLG door. It had the "G" barely scratched out, the lower right leg of the "R" as well, remove the last "E" in word "HERE" and ya get POUND HER instead. It had a small picture of Jenna Jamison taped in the center...it got swiped....i miss that sticker....and the night I got Jenna's pic....

 

[jetexas]

Proud parents of Texas A&M students will put stickers on their cars that say "My daugther and my money go to Texas A&M"...
I have seen "I am using your daughter and spending YOUR money at Texas A&M"

"Vote Democratic...it's easier than working"

"I love animals...they are delicious"

I like the "Live Animals" ones I see on flight bags.

 

[skyking1976]

Hey you! Out of the gene pool!