Humorous Flight Bag Stickers

[aceshigh]

My fave has got to be

"My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger."

 

[Astra Guy]

Years ago the US Army advertising motto was "Be all you can be." One of my fellow aviators got the bumper sticker, modified it somewhat to read "Ball all you can." He placed the sticker on his Jepp Bag. Not sure if he is still in aviation or playing that piano in a whorehouse.

 

[Headwind]

How about my favorate:

EX- WIFE FOR SALE------- TAKE UP PAYMENTS


Headwind

 

[Counselair]

The rudest thing I have ever seen was on a tee shirt worn by a 300 lb. guy at a baggage carousel in MIA:

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your little sister"

As crowded as it was, there was a five foot radius around that guy.

Counselair

 

[TWA Dude]

The humor might be in the eye of the beholder, but on my bag I put the stickers:

Be Nice to Me, I TRIED to Give Blood Today!

 

[goaliemn]

"Pilots make smoother approaches"

 

[Thrust Master]

"Let go of my ears"
"I know what I'm doing"

 

[ChinaClipper]

Someone stole mine...

It was a 727 "GROUND HERE" circular sticker for the MLG door. It had the "G" barely scratched out, the lower right leg of the "R" as well, remove the last "E" in word "HERE" and ya get POUND HER instead. It had a small picture of Jenna Jamison taped in the center...it got swiped....i miss that sticker....and the night I got Jenna's pic....

 

[jetexas]

Proud parents of Texas A&M students will put stickers on their cars that say "My daugther and my money go to Texas A&M"...
I have seen "I am using your daughter and spending YOUR money at Texas A&M"

"Vote Democratic...it's easier than working"

"I love animals...they are delicious"

I like the "Live Animals" ones I see on flight bags.

 

[skyking1976]

Hey you! Out of the gene pool!

 

[DIAMONDDD]

Saw a T-shirt "Ask me about my Pen1s"

I always wanted to make a sticker to put on my flight kit
"Fragile----Human Head"

 

[F70pilot]

I saw a captain in DFW one day with a sticker on his flight bag that stated "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do."

 

[Otto Coarsen]

Under a 737-200 sticker (Straight Pipes Save Lives)

Saw this in Philly the other day (I Fling Poo)

 

[Big Duke Six]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

 

[Super 80]

Sticker on an old guard Captain's kitbag:

"If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes."

 

[Futurecorp]

Favorite sticker I saw on a flightbag...

Corp pilot, I think he worked for GM, came through MGY had "You're just jealous my Rice Crispies don't talk to you too"

Favorite t-shirt... I own it and it has become disturbingly prophetic every time I put it on so I try to not wear it on days I am going to the airport... "I SEE DUMB PEOPLE"

 

[bart]

"Partnership for an Idiot-Free America"

"A Gun Society is a Polite Society"

 

[flynryan15]

Saw this on a Captains Bag

It was during the WAR it said the road to Baghdad runs through Paris

 

[Smoking Man]

I liked this one

"English Spoken Here"