Human Heads on Southwest

[SEVEN]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-beat/Human-Heads-Found-in-Package-on-Way-to-N-Texas-96529404.html

 

[Whataburger]

Somebody was gonna get a lot of head.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Heads are gonna roll...

 

[CA1900]

Were they in a duffel bag?

 

[Quimby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZROUBznno&feature=related

 

[CA1900]

Mmmmm... Robin Givens....

 

[no1pilot2000]

Were the teeth still chattering and the eyes rolling around?
Maybe they were from the musical group...."Talking Heads".

 

[BEfly]

Airheads!!!!!!

 

[General Lee]

Chase, can you give SWA Customer Service spin on "heads in the cargo bin"?

Chase,

Please give us your SPIN on the "Heads will Roll" issue? Let me guess? Your cargo people "gave their all" to ensure other people got "Head"? Your happy Cargo people and rampers were HAPPY to give it their all! What did GK tell you PERSONALLY about this issue? No "merging of the minds" between you guys? Sure, airlines have screw ups daily, but Leno will have a field day with this one......


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Mr.B]

Chase,

Please give us your SPIN on the "Heads will Roll" issue? Let me guess? Your cargo people "gave their all" to ensure other people got "Head"? Your happy Cargo people and rampers were HAPPY to give it their all! What did GK tell you PERSONALLY about this issue? No "merging of the minds" between you guys? Sure, airlines have screw ups daily, but Leno will have a field day with this one......


Bye Bye--General Lee

Leno would have a field day with you if he knew what a toad you were.

 

[General Lee]

Leno would have a field day with you if he knew what a toad you were.

Ummm, Oh-Kay........thanks Dad. Go back to sitting on the rocker with your hands in your pants again....


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[bravodude]

Chase,

Please give us your SPIN on the "Heads will Roll" issue? Let me guess? Your cargo people "gave their all" to ensure other people got "Head"? Your happy Cargo people and rampers were HAPPY to give it their all! What did GK tell you PERSONALLY about this issue? No "merging of the minds" between you guys? Sure, airlines have screw ups daily, but Leno will have a field day with this one......


Bye Bye--General Lee

How about this for spin: the one scab to cross a Spirit picket line was a retired DELTA capt.

 

[scoreboardII]

4 heads are better than one, but lets not get ahead of ourselves

 

[waveflyer]

Hey Gen-
don't you have some situps to do- maybe knock out a mile or two with some sketchers shape ups or something- all that ice cream on a 12 hour leg ass is catching up to you-
(not to mention time on the Internet...)

 

[fugghedabowdit]

I heard they were deadheading.

 

[The Prussian]

...just some deadheads,...no big deal...

 

[Visceral]

I guess the flight attendants didn't get a good headcount. No matter, cooler heads will prevail.

 

[General Lee]

Hey Gen-
don't you have some situps to do- maybe knock out a mile or two with some sketchers shape ups or something- all that ice cream on a 12 hour leg ass is catching up to you-
(not to mention time on the Internet...)

There are always great places to walk on European layovers. I usually take a 2 hour nap initially, wake up and hit the gym, and then go on a nice walk and grab lunch. Then, after seeing some sights, go back to the hotel for a brew with the crew, grab some dinner, and then get a restful sleep. That works at almost every layover. The ice cream on the way home is "icing on the cake" for another great trip. I never get tired of it, unlike going through ELP twice a trip like you do...


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[Dizel8]

Tool!!!

 

[swait]

Totally screwed up the flight attendant's head count!!!

 

[chase]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

 

[4 Fan Trashcan]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

Post of the day.

 

[General Lee]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

Please quit your side job as a joke writer for Leno.... And, looks like those heads didn't go nonstop as advertised. But, good comeback regardless. Bravo!

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[T B O N E]

They all died while waiting for a non-blackouted date on redeeming their SkyMiles.....

 

[chase]

GL,

They were headed to LBB or ELP...they couldn't make up their minds.



cheers

 

[waveflyer]

There are always great places to walk on European layovers. I usually take a 2 hour nap initially, wake up and hit the gym, and then go on a nice walk and grab lunch. Then, after seeing some sights, go back to the hotel for a brew with the crew, grab some dinner, and then get a restful sleep. That works at almost every layover. The ice cream on the way home is "icing on the cake" for another great trip. I never get tired of it, unlike going through ELP twice a trip like you do...


Bye Bye---General Lee

a walk under the Eiffel has nothing on running from the Juarez Cartel!
;-)

 

[Flyer1015]

Not a good day to lose one's head.

It's a shame they weren't more....... headstrong.


They'll never be the major........ head of a corporation.

 

[mt2]

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side


Doo do doo do doo do do doo..

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[navy737]

Dead Headers......

 

[say again]

haha, you guys are a riot!!!!!