How would you answer these questions?

[Captain X]

Theory of light = turn light switch on and you see light, turn switch off and its dark again, it also goes really quick

"It also goes really quick....."

 

[wingnutt]

"It also goes really quick....."

...does it ???

The Dark Sucker Theory

http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html

 

[Bandit60]

What are you looking for at the Decision alt. on ILS?

Looking at my instruments. (smart ass answer)