How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

[DrewBlows]

Did you know that if you break a bulb off in the socket, you can use a potato to remove it?

...that is, if you are on duty and your contract allows you to change light bulbs.

 

[xjavro85]

Last week a major light bulb changer saw a regional light bulb changer change a bulb with the bulb still lit...aka hot light bulb change. Then the major light bulb changer said the regional light bulb changer was making anyone involved in said light bulb changing family look bad.

 

[FN FAL]

How many feeder pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, feeder pilots are not afraid of the dark.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Q: How many airline pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

 

[crashpad]

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to change the bulb, and a feeder pilot to kick the ladder out from under him.

 

[JPAustin]

You ahh, didn't indent your paragraphs there dutchman... I just thought you should you know before the grammar and puncuation police (GPP -- "to protect and correct") come after you. :laugh:

Granted, your (or is it you're in light of arguments in other posts) spelling was flawless!

 

[WhiteCloud]

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to change the bulb, and a feeder pilot to kick the ladder out from under him.

That's right......but only after the feeder pilot paid for the bulb.

 

[WhiteCloud]

Q: How many airline pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Did you mean "She just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her?

 

[barnyard]

Bump

one post to unnecesarilly bump this thread for no apparent reason.

 

[Pedro]

Hahahaha too funny!!!