How many message board members does ...

[eriknorth]

Yeah and the low time guy who always posts like he actually has a clue...oh wait, thats me. Nevermind.

 

[JediNein]

And one to wonder if it is our responsibility to change the light bulb or if we should leave it to the authorized LBCs (light bulb changers).

 

[Orvilleflyer]

...and the 18 who responded so far to a joke about bulletin board systems.

 

[alimaui]

and 2 more to complain about all inspections that the light bulb must undergo before being changed and the inspections of the LBC (lol--funny one JediNein) must undergo before even getting the lightbulb, and the inspections for the spectators of the lighbulb being changed

then an additional 2 to argue that the the crazy lightbulb inspectors are not doing a good enough job of inpecting said lightbulb, said LBCs and said spectators...

Ali

 

[avbug]

At least three to suggest that one must think outside the "box" to change the bulb.

One to suggest that the lightbulb is really a manifestation of inner weakness and desire.

One administration to confiscate the lightbulb as a security risk.

Two to pat down the person changing the bulb, for unauthorized tools.

Two inspectors to determine that proper approved data was used installing the lightbulb.

One bulb inspector to assure that only a parts-manufacturer-approved bulb was used, and verify the custody chain on the bulb.

Two folks to do background checks on the bulb installer.

Avbug, to disavow any knowledge of the bulb, it's installation, or the circumstances of how it came to be, and to whine about being implicated in the whole affair.

Somebody to toss in gender or racial issues related to light bulbs.

At least one person who complains that we have gotten too far from our roots with the whole lightbulb issue, and who advocates returning to candles.

One lightbulb abuser.

The monkey who steals the lightbulb.

At least three dozen folks who want to know if they're too old to screw in a light bulb.

The bear, who eats the monkey, who stole the lightbulb.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. You can't fit people in a lightbulb.

 

[Timebuilder]

....and one who posts in the lightbulb thread only because he has several hours to wait until his next lightbulb change...

 

[eriknorth]

then the person who thinks they know how to change the bulb, but they don't, and it breaks. Now the cycle has to start over again with 33 exta people on the list because they knew how to do it better in the first place and now they're going to prove it, and 4 to clean up the broken lightbulb.

 

[Timebuilder]

Now you've done it!!

We need a team of 27 specialists from the NLBSB, most of the local bulb inspectors from the FLBA, and a flock of journalists to ask if the bulb breakage was related to light bulb terrorists!

 

[RichardFitzwell]

...and the dozen or so that post just to see, "their own cool avtars."

 

[aero99]

and the 7 that refuse to change light bulbs because they are tired of their company screwing them and lightbulb changing isn't in their contract...

4 more that will state that if the had a gun in the cockpit they could change the bulb safer...

7 others that would change a bulb in a 172 but not in a warrior because the 172 is a "better" airplane to train in....

158 more that are currently changing white bulbs but want to get checked out so the can change red bulbs.....


76 that have been changing red bulbs and dream of the day long ago when all they had to do was change white bulbs with no radio's or electronics....


ok, I'm done...

 

[TurboS7]

and 422 wives that say that when you are taking precious time away from them to write about light ball changes you have gone too far. It will be either them or me....off to London and Crete..see you guys next week. If I need a lightbulb changed enroute I know where to come for advise.I know of a great web cafe downtown......

 

[FL000]

and the one to remind you that this has been posted before and scold you for not using the search function.

 

[cessna_driver2]

Well it sounds like you sumed up how our government works in a simple question on light bulbs.

Isn't our nation great

 

[wildbill]

Which one of you comedians is going to pay the light bill to see if the lightbulb really works after you decide who puts it in?

 

[avbug]

Light bulb? We don't need no stinking lightbulb.

Some things are better in the dark.

(Pilots, like mushrooms...)