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Dec 27, 2001
A little humor ... :D

How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

14 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
and 4 to throw in witty "zero value added" sidebar comments to the lightbulb changing thread that have no actual correlation to the changing of light bulbs in the first place :)
Don't forget 150 to email the moderator to remove the inappropriate discussion, then 100 to cry "censorship" when he/she does.
Don't forget the 35 who will complain that two women and one minority were given the light bulb changing job ahead of them, even though they had more light bulb changing experience.
.....and the 47 who will claim that they can become qualified light bulb changers because they have watched a qualified changer for 250 hours...
......and don't forget the 52 who read the post but don't respond due to the stupidity of the topic......except for the 1 guy who thinks the topic is stupid and responds anyway....:)
....and the one guy who asks where the will fly for food website is even though you are in the lightbulb forum....:)

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