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How many F/As are on the Mesaba Avro?

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othello said:
Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way.

Maybe you can wow the young cute ones with your new SIC Type Rating! (And your mad sprint car driving skills!)
 
othello said:
Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way.

The following is also a requirement if a new hire FA would like to be based in MEM:

1. Must own or live within one city block of a crack house.
2. Must have one or more relatives incacerated for assualt with a weapon.
3. Must have one or more relatives assualted with a weapon by another.
4. When boarding pax, must be talking on cell phone.
5. Must sit in a 1st Class seat for T/O and Landing. Jumpseats are not comfy.
6. Must never offer to help a pax with bags.
7. Sell booze to coach pax, give pax booze from 1st Class cart, pocket money.
 

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