How many F/As are on the Mesaba Avro?

Crizz

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16 seats in first class
53 in coach

2 FAs (Age 45 minnimum)
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bigbird

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45 years old??? No young at cute ones?? Are there any cute ones at Mesaba??
 

Workin'Stiff

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I hear HR just changed the FA hiring criteria! We have hot ones coming down the pipe!!! I have seen them with my own eyes!
 

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Workin'Stiff said:
I hear HR just changed the FA hiring criteria! We have hot ones coming down the pipe!!! I have seen them with my own eyes!
I'll double that... just flew with a pair of cuties. Apparently times are changing.
 

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Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way.
 

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othello said:
Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.
Sorry to hear it. So, which kid is yours?
 

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"Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way."


What are you complaining about? These are the girls that put out without even knowing their names. If I wasn't married I would love to be in the company of these girls. True no strings attached fun.
 

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othello said:
Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way.
Maybe you can wow the young cute ones with your new SIC Type Rating! (And your mad sprint car driving skills!)
 

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I'm not complaining, just not sure if I'm willing to exercise with some toothless mullets
 

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othello said:
Avro FA criteria,

At least 1 divorce, kids from two or more men and please smoke no less than a pack a day. That will get you into class it is up to you to pass. And then you can bitch about how your life didn't go as you planed for years to come.

Man I hope some young cute ones are on the way.
The following is also a requirement if a new hire FA would like to be based in MEM:

1. Must own or live within one city block of a crack house.
2. Must have one or more relatives incacerated for assualt with a weapon.
3. Must have one or more relatives assualted with a weapon by another.
4. When boarding pax, must be talking on cell phone.
5. Must sit in a 1st Class seat for T/O and Landing. Jumpseats are not comfy.
6. Must never offer to help a pax with bags.
7. Sell booze to coach pax, give pax booze from 1st Class cart, pocket money.
 
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