How do you handle Dumba$$ hotel guests?

[Tejas-Jet]

I walk over to the offender's room in my boxer shorts and kindly tell them that we have to work the next day and PLEASE, please, please be quiet.

Please be careful leaving your room to discuss noise with someone you don't know.

Many a Pilot and FA have ended up with a beating for doing that. Call hotel security...that's their job.

 

[ExAF]

Check it

+1

The only problem with the alarm trick though is that usually housekeeping simply just resets the alarm so the next occupant of the room (most likely a fellow crewmember from the same airline) may get an unnecessary awakening.

If they are airline crew and haven't learned to check their alarm clock (whether you use it or not) to make sure it won't unnecessarily wake you in the morning, then they need to learn that lesson. For most, it is usually "learned" on IOE or soon thereafter.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Please be careful leaving your room to discuss noise with someone you don't know.

Many a Pilot and FA have ended up with a beating for doing that. Call hotel security...that's their job.

Who can I sue should this happen to me. What's a hotel beating worth these days in liability?

 

[Time Served]

I had a room about 2 months ago next to the "Human Jack-hammer" and his off duty porn-star victim.

I couldn't get to sleep for about 2 hours. I never had a problem with that, just wanted to "high-five" the guy the next morning and get an autograph!

Man-code: know when to call the room, and when not to call!:beer:

Same thing happened to a fellow crew member. In the morning as he is leaving the "Human Jack-hammer" opens his door bends over to pick up the paper and the fellow crew member sees into the room. The "off duty porn-star victim" was another guy!

 

[Whine Lover]

"..the "Human Jack-hammer" opens his door bends over to pick up the paper.."

Nut Shot or no?

Do tell....


YKIMNOTGAY

 

[CA1900]

"..the "Human Jack-hammer" opens his door bends over to pick up the paper.."

Nut Shot or no?

:laugh:

Maybe this will help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqlAnrSD8qk

 

[dingo222]

i like the penny jammed door or filling my trash can full of water in the tub, and leaning it against their door. The TV turned against the wall full blast as I leave in the morning usually works also.

 

[DrewBlows]

What about the poor passengers who planned there business trip or vacation around your planned departure in the AM?

Given the choice of their lives ending in a flaming ball of aluminum when the tired pilots make a fatal mistake or taking the next flight several hours later I think they will be happy with rested pilots.

 

[Tristar]

I walk over to the offender's room in my boxer shorts and kindly tell them that we have to work the next day and PLEASE, please, please be quiet. There is a great lobby downstairs for hooting and hollering.

I'd submit you'd make more of an impact wearing a thong, wingtips and socks with ankle garters, and a Kimber in a shoulder holster. Should also cover the receiving a beating hazard.

 

[BoeingBaller]

Tell the front desk and switch rooms.