How do you handle Dumba$$ hotel guests?

[t-bone]

I had some noisy neighbors wake me up at 0200 when I had a 0330 lobby time planned...just before leaving my room I set up a 0400 wake-up call through the automated system (those don't get canceled out when checking out of the room). I also called from the lobby just for good measure.

I'll try the breakfast card trick next time....

 

[DH106]

FREE BREAKFAST!

Who cares if this is "cheap"... go down to the front desk, politely explain how the hotel didn't manage the noise problem, and ask for a free breakfast. It works like a charm 100% of the time, and it costs the hotel some cash. If enough crewmembers start doing this, the hotel will get the picture.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Are you old pussies f'ing kidding me? I never hear ANY noises outside my hotel room, ever. What the ******************** do you do, sleep on the floor by the front door? Grow up retards.

 

[scoreboardII]

step 1: call front desk.
step 2: repeat step 1, inform them step three is call to police.
step 3: call front desk ask them to connect you to local police.

I have never had to use step 3.

Closest I came to step 3 was at a Red Lion and security had the noise makers out on the street in 15 minutes, well done.

Step 4: call in fatigue if it stays bad.

Rule 1: Under no circumstances intervene or attempt conact with the offenders. I know of those who have been severely beaten, one loss of license. Thats not my job, my job is to go to sleep.

I like the alarm trick, have to remember that one.

Are you old pussies f'ing kidding me?

No, grow up, take responsibility.

 

[Newpilot2b]

Leave the TV cranked up at "O dark 30" in the morning when leaving the room.

 

[Alaska82]

Step one turn the TV speakers so they are facing the other room.
Step two turn on the news i like FOX.
step three Max volume.
Last time i did this i could hear the news when i was waiting on the elevator.
I am sure i pissed off a lot of people. I don't think i solved the problem but it was sure fun.

 

[Draginass]

Are you old pussies f'ing kidding me? I never hear ANY noises outside my hotel room, ever. What the ******************** do you do, sleep on the floor by the front door? Grow up retards.

Not everyone drinks themselves into a coma like you do.

 

[BSkin]

I took my room service door tag; breakfast order. Checked almost every item and hung it on their door followed by removing their do not disturb sign. Dialed their room from the valet phone right before I caught the elevator. Oh...and I slammed the shoiiot out of my room door.

Every idea you have there is good, except the last, hope the next time someone slams the shoiiot out of the door, you're tryin to sleep jetboy!

 

[j41driver]

step 1: call front desk.
step 2: repeat step 1, inform them step three is call to police.
step 3: call front desk ask them to connect you to local police.

+1

Haven't ever had to use step 3 either.

 

[mesaserf]

Well how about you guys just stop staying in the same hotels as the Mesa crews.

Sheesh…

And Grandpa Bunkle… Not all of us can just shut off our hearing aids before going to bed so cut us some slack.


Just Kidding!

 

[flynryan15]

You can always take on of your coffee packets, open it up and pour the grinds inside their newspaper. When they open it the ******************** goes every where, including their face!

 

[Hung Start]

I have done the TV turn around thing. Easy.

One time, I was so aggravated, I got up and took the newspaper in the plastic bag off the doorknob. Took a good, coffee fueled dump in between the USA Today and the bag. Put said bag back on the doorknob.

They got all the news that was fit to print,, for sure.

Hung

 

[DH106]

Are you old pussies f'ing kidding me? I never hear ANY noises outside my hotel room, ever. What the ******************** do you do, sleep on the floor by the front door? Grow up retards.

I think Uncle Bunkle's writing the sequel to "A Beautiful Mind," using his vast vocabulary, including:
pussies
f'ing
retards
Preparing to Poo
Stinky

 

[Skybus]

Ya that call in fatigue gig is really going to show um isn't it. Bet they will pipe down the next time.

 

[OPECJet]

What about the crews that get in around 12am, and feel the need to talk in the hallway about how hard the day was and how its going to suck in the morning, then they all proceed to slam the door

Check the sign in sheet on your way out of the hotel, then put mousetraps in their mailboxes when you get to their base.

Life-like insects, rodents, and assorted stuffed critters are good as well.