how do you get the doors open when iced shut?

[wings of america]

Hello

Do you know the answer ?

help me!!!!

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Hot Water!!!!! Lol

That's a tough one. Had my doors on my car freeze once in MN, not fun. It basically made my car useless for the day

 

[wings of america]

Well what about an aircraft?

i mean in an emergency?

ones you are on the ground!

 

[DannyNoonan]

first stick your tounge on the ice to make sure its really ice

 

[Ben Dover]

Snuggle up real close behind the nearest 777 and ask him to do a cross-bleed start.

 

[michael707767]

walk back inside the terminal, call maintenance, and then go order a nice hot coffee.

 

[MATHEWS]

what kind of question is this

 

[MATHEWS]

and a wise man once said there is no such thing as a stupid question

 

[Blucher]

Use the crash ax.

-Blucher

 

[Flyin2low]

Pee on it.

 

[Hovernut]

What ice??? Why with all this supposed 'global warming' going on and all...I thought all the ice was melting already! Just get Algore to blow some hot air on your 'frozen' door

 

[Dumb Pilot]

what kind of question is this

One worthy of the regional board

 

[DrewBlows]

Do you know the answer ?

Yes.
.

 

[WalterSobchak]

Damn...pee on it and the crash axe were going to be my answers. So...uh...I got nothin'.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Are you currently stuck inside an airplane somewhere? With WiFi?

 

[yournextFO]

Are you currently stuck inside an airplane somewhere? With WiFi?

Open the latch and then pressurize the airplane...if your inside the plane at the time, there is a slight chance you could blow out your ear drums. Oh yeah, don't stand by the door while you are doing this!

 

[glasspilot]

Are you currently stuck inside an airplane somewhere? With WiFi?

On a similar note, I'm IMC at 14,700' with a double engine fire. They are both producing thrust but the number one is producing more thrust. I'd shut number two down but number one has high oil temp as well as the fire. What should I do? Please answer soon as I've only got an hour or so of fuel left.

 

[sperfly]

Fly further south.

 

[Grinder10]

What do you do when there is frost on the wings?

 

[n32jk]

What do you do when there is frost on the wings?

CANCEL the FLIGHT.........

 

[vectorvictor]

Stare at it.

 

[indianboy7]

call someone to *DE-ICE* the airplane.... imp:
back to my cheerios...

 

[atrdriver]

If you have enough ice on the airplane to ice the doors shut, and you picked it up in the air, you can just walk out the big hole in the side after the crash. If you are outside trying to get into a cold airplane with iced shut doors, go back inside, there is no reason for you to get on, cause it isn't going anywhere for a while.

 

[Mysteryofflight]

On a similar note, I'm IMC at 14,700' with a double engine fire. They are both producing thrust but the number one is producing more thrust. I'd shut number two down but number one has high oil temp as well as the fire. What should I do? Please answer soon as I've only got an hour or so of fuel left.

Wow, you have some messed up scenarios built into your microsoft flight simulator, buddy.

 

[hindsight2020]

On a similar note, I'm IMC at 14,700' with a double engine fire. They are both producing thrust but the number one is producing more thrust. I'd shut number two down but number one has high oil temp as well as the fire. What should I do? Please answer soon as I've only got an hour or so of fuel left.

Actually, that sounds like my morning stand-up @ UPT....god I can't wait to leave AETC

 

[CrownandCoke]

1. chip ice away
2. open door
3. step in front of a speeding tug for being so dumb

 

[CoATP]

Could ruin a perfectly good tug

 

[ABurgh]

I haven't laughed so much at thread responses in a while....this is good....

 

[flynryan15]

If stuck inside place all female passengers and crew as close to the door as possible their bi$%#ing and nagging will cause enough hot air to not only raise the temp of the aircraft, but expand the hull aswell.

 

[DrewBlows]

If stuck inside place all female passengers and crew as close to the door as possible their bi$%#ing and nagging will cause enough hot air to not only raise the temp of the aircraft, but expand the hull aswell.

Quite the charming one, isn't he?