how do you get the doors open when iced shut?

[vectorvictor]

Stare at it.

(Still staring)

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Use the other door.

 

[se1776]

brake the window

 

[BankAccount=0$]

brake the window

Why would you want to slow the window down?? I thought the idea here was to BREAK the deadly ice holding the door shut

 

[Flyer1015]

i mean in an emergency?

ones you are on the ground!

How do you have so much ice on the airplane *during* flight that the door is iced shut.... oh never mind.

 

[Prop2Jet]

I would let my retarded cat named waffle lick the ice off then George Duyba's retarded cat would puke on it along with his semi-impaired dog yarf-narf. If that fails I would go as fast as possible to create a lot of friction on the airframe, this in attempt to warm the skin!

 

[Prop2Jet]

Notice the visual acuity of my cat waffle, he can see 90 degrees to the right with his right eye and 90 degrees to the left with his left eye! I can't hit him anymore because he always sees me coming!

 

[SkyBoy1981]

Notice the visual acuity of my cat waffle, he can see 90 degrees to the right with his right eye and 90 degrees to the left with his left eye! I can't hit him anymore because he always sees me coming!

WTF?

To be honest, as cruel as it may be, I couldn't help but find your two posts to be quite amusing.

Okay...actually I laughed a lot. Does that make me a sick person?

 

[flynryan15]

Cruel is whatever he jammed up that cats A$$ to get his eyes todo that!!! Anyway that is still some funny stuff!!!

 

[Prop2Jet]

I just am here to make people laugh! Glad I can help! I got his eyes to do that simply by placing him in the microwave as a small kitten for about :15 secs on low. Works every time. Check our George's cat!

 

[Whataburger]

Is the ice on the inside or outside?

 

[Prop2Jet]

Keep it going! Hey if you are flying into DCA or the that area today this is a very applicable question. 2 inchs of ice expected to fall! Type 4 anyone!