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The Meat Puppet.




A L-o-n-g time ago there was SWA Capt who was famous industry wide among FA's for his "Meat Puppet" talents.... Too bad the ol' heart couldnt keep it up any more, no pun intended.
 
" I would love to talk to one or all of them. "

WHY?

Do you enjoy talking to Idiots ?

I play harmonica and also guitar... as well as write, sing, and put on a pretty good show with The Meat Puppet.


However, I never felt the need ( in 12 years of the left seat ) to subject a hostage audience to any of my "talents".


Or, how about the Azzmaniholes that like to welcome "ALL ABOARD!" with their Train whistles...?

Hitler had some trains once. Guys like the above should have been on them.

( " Oooh....That wasn't right , right there Lord. Sorry about that one Lord." ... LTCG.)




YKW

You just made my day. Thanks for the belly laugh!
 
The airtan guy with the harmonica and bad ahhnold shwatzenegah impression is a real pain to listen to. What a deutchebag.

The harmonica bit was cute for about 20 seconds, after that it was clear that he did not know when to quit.

Pax all over the cabin were looking at each other and rolling their eyes.

Here's to YOU, Mr. Harmonica airline guy - real men of genius.
 
" I would love to talk to one or all of them. "

WHY?

Do you enjoy talking to Idiots ?

I play harmonica and also guitar... as well as write, sing, and put on a pretty good show with The Meat Puppet.


However, I never felt the need ( in 12 years of the left seat ) to subject a hostage audience to any of my "talents".


Or, how about the Azzmaniholes that like to welcome "ALL ABOARD!" with their Train whistles...?

Hitler had some trains once. Guys like the above should have been on them.

( " Oooh....That wasn't right , right there Lord. Sorry about that one Lord." ... LTCG.)




YKW


I think you guys are jealous. Do you feel the same way about pilots who tell jokes or greet the passengers at the door?
 
Gez, you guys are a tough crowd. I do a little Elvis does rap thing for the passengers and they LOVE IT! It usually only delays the flight a few minutes and the passengers are left in awe. You should see their jaws drop in admiration ( I do it in the aisle). I've even had a few passengers get off to tell their friends about it. I have to say I'm a bit flattered that they are willing to miss their flight just to get of the airplane and call up their friends to tell them about it.
 
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