"Great" cockpit talk..

[Occam's Razor]

This works well for two guys flying together:

Lean over nice and close to the other pilot and say...."Have you heard about the gay pilot at (fill in your airline)". After he responds tell him "Give me a little kiss and I'll tell you who it is".

What if his response is, "You bet!...It's me!"...and he grabs your "stick"?

 

[Salukipilot4590]

What if his response is, "You bet!...It's me!"...and he grabs your "stick"?

Well that just means you lost the game of gay chicken...

...that is if you freak out...which you should...

 

[SkiDawg]

"Sure, turn it on, it's free!"

"Use 'them' if you need 'them'."

"I'll get you some news."

Those are just 3 random I thought of, I'm sure you can add...

D*ckhead CA on the first day of a 4 day: I'm pretty laid back!

 

[inthegoo]

My fav "you gonna eat that?"

 

[T-prop]

"clear on one?"

"clear on one."

"spinnin' one. fuel flow, light off . . . "

"do you know who Peter North is?"

". . . oil pressure. Yes, why?"

"I did that to my girlfriend."

"g___d__mn it Paul!!"

 

[Hoodabundy]

For all you SLC guys

Guy controller to girl pilot, &%#@1993 cleared direct CHUBY (pause) "YES SIR!"

 

[knewhigher]

"eeeeyyyy ramp, usair 123, chuck 4, rrrready to shove it!!!" (spoken in thick southern accent)

gotta love the clt ramp...

 

[awacs941]

Any new ones?

 

[Mesabi Miner]

"O.K. I'm just gonna slow to rough-air speed and hope nothin' comes off."

 

[epic!]

"hey...pull my finger."