I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows another girl who's sister blew the DO over there.
Finer points of the contract...
1. Single occupancy hotel rooms on all overnights longer than 30 hours.
2. Block or better, but only if you're under block.
3. Cheddar Cheese Logs for each anniversary of your employment. These will be payroll deducted however.
4. Free recurrent training each year.
5. Fee for each mechanical write up dropped to $25. Payable in cash at the outstations.
6. All company deadheading booked space available.
7. CASS. The fee for which will be payroll deducted (forgot.. you already had that...)
8. Uniform allowance. You will be allowed to wear one.
9. KY clause. You must supply your own.
10. Protection from furlough. Hulie promises to furlough honest, hard working, unionized TSA pilots before you scum sucking dogs...
I'm sure I left a bunch out. Feel free to add.