Funniest Thing You've Heard on the Radio?

[wacoflyr]

Flying freight one night several years ago over northern New England, about 3am in an old 310. Controller gets a stuck mike, and the female controller sitting next to him says "Say, maybe we should have dinner one night. Want to have dinner?" Luftansa calls down from the redeye from Germany. "You better ask the frauline out to dinner, or we will come up from New York and we will ask her out. You hear that mister controller man?"

 

[Skyliner]

On outbound ground freq, O'Hare:

GND: "Eagle Flight 400, taxi two-two left, bravo and delta, follow the second MD-80 from the right."

(no response)

GND: "Eagle Flight 400, did you copy?"

(no response)

GND: "Eagle Flight 400? EAGLE FLIGHT 400?!!"

(other transmissions...couple minutes go by)

EGF420: "Ground, were you trying to call Eagle Flight 420?

GND: "Ah...I see, four-twenty. Metering gave me the strip for an Eagle Flight four hundred. The next sound you will hear is his flesh being contacted by my hand. [owww!]"

(later)

GND: "Eagle Flight 420, you can cut through the pad and taxi around the other aircraft waiting for takeoff, we'll make up for metering's earlier indiscretions. [Hey!]"