Friendly skies! Yeah right!

[flythere]

Why, because you're one of the creepy old guys that's married to a wife, but has a closeted gay side you've been hiding all your life?

Freaky thing is, I know that guy!! Nobody suspected until his life imploded on him! Trophy wife, two kids white picket fence, yada yada yada,, Then,,,,,,, BAAAAAAAM!!!!

 

[Fubijaakr]

Dude, you are so spot-on, it's scary. Thanks for outing me.....

Wow, ZJ. I knew you had a dark side....

 

[Tweaker]

In for the lolz. Good show Zonejumper. Is you a womens?

 

[zonejumper]

In for the lolz. Good show Zonejumper. Is you a womens?

I'm not sure...let me check.

 

[say again]

I'm not sure...let me check.

Explains quite a bit with some of the sh!t you say on here!! :beer:

 

[canyonblue]

In for the lolz. Good show Zonejumper. Is you a womens?

What frickin guy has in his profile:

A/C Flown: My broom

 

[Kalifornia]

Someone tell grandma to hang up the headphones; only desperate guys go after desperate cougars. It's not a good combo

 

[zonejumper]

Someone tell grandma to hang up the headphones; only desperate guys go after desperate cougars. It's not a good combo

Huh?

(Oh, and btw, desperate is actually spelled "desparate," ace.

 

[SWA Bubba]

Huh?

(Oh, and btw, desperate is actually spelled "desparate," ace.

Uh, actually it IS "desperate."

Bubba

 

[Sacha]

Spell checking a woman is MISOGYNISTIC and desperate....thank god for the IPAD automatic spelcheker....

 

[zonejumper]

Hmm, I could swear going to school back when dinosaurs roamed the earth we were taught there's "a rat" in desparate.....

Oh well, I guess I'm not perfect... Thank God I'm cute and have a great personality.

 

[CaptainKrash]

Just for the record...

desperate = feeling hopeless

desparate = dissimilar or diverse.