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[need2AV8]

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[TDK90]

Top Gun Mav is the man...I think he should unmask and reveal his true identity, it's gone on long enough Mav, but quite a ride...


"Too close for missiles" "I got tone"......

 

[KeroseneSnorter]

Top Gun Mav is the man...I think he should unmask and reveal his true identity, it's gone on long enough Mav, but quite a ride...


"Too close for missiles" "I got tone"......

He can't unmask......the cockpit stinks too bad!!!

 

[DitchDriver]

If you ever fly with the guy again, sneak a bad one out, sniff the air for a second and ask,


"Do you smell smoke?"

 

[Uncle Sparky]

"fox 2 amram lauch" It seems obvious to me that Mav has a cold and his "dose is all sduffed up". He can't smell how bad it really is!

Where's the outflow valve located on that thing? Try running the cabin up for a couple of seconds.

 

[LJDRVR]

About a year ago, there were two of us Lear crews waiting on a liver and heart team out in Abilene. All four of us are napping in the tiny pilot's lounge for about an hour and a half, when I felt the need to urinate. After shuffling down the hallway in my socks to take care of business, I re-entered our dark cave. (We were keeping the door closed to keep out the light.) Man, I about vommited!

Apparentely I wasn't the only one lying on my recliner farting up a storm. It was so insidious we hadn't even noticed it.

I think flatulence should be included in the first briefing of the trip. Something like: "Hey my name's Bob..I'm pretty standard on everything...feel free to let 'er rip, just warn me if it's gonna smell really bad so I can go for the O2."

All you losers holding them in are going to die young.

 

[Propsync]

I think flatulence should be included in the first briefing of the trip. Something like: "Hey my name's Bob..I'm pretty standard on everything...feel free to let 'er rip, just warn me if it's gonna smell really bad so I can go for the O2."

All you losers holding them in are going to die young.

That's the funniest fuikin' thing I've heard yet. The worst of it is, I can actually see some guys using it! And the forward outflow valve is here.......

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I think flatulence should be included in the first briefing of the trip. Something like: "Hey my name's Bob..I'm pretty standard on everything...feel free to let 'er rip, just warn me if it's gonna smell really bad so I can go for the O2."

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Brilliant!! I would just incorporate it into the brief though, not the initial greeting....that seems a little informal and besides, I think I would want the pre-takeoff flattulence brief recorded on the CVR for CYA....don't wanna look unprofessional! Maybe Mav can suggest that it's added to their OPSPEC and earn a few brownie points in the process.
"...allright....this'll be a standing start takeoff......I'll advance the throttles and call for takeoff power.....etc. etc. etc. etc........I like to keep a sterile cockpit.....that means no flattulence until after we have passed one eight zero ....remember....set two nine nine two....lights and APU.....is the Captain turning blue?"

 

[Propsync]

earn a few brownie points

Hehehehehe.. you said brownie points...

 

[The_Russian]

I love TopGun-Mav.

Try farting in the 1900. It recirculates 3 times. O2 mask is SOP.