Flying with a jackA$$!!!!

[DCAA320]

Yo Sig600 it's Chautauqua you stupid prick.

 

[Ace-of-the-Base]

I'm not your typical pilot dork.

And I bet you say you're 6'0", too. We can be anything we want.....online.

Ace

 

[Daveman]

And I bet you say you're 6'0", too. We can be anything we want.....online.

Ace

I got a way with the ladies bro'.

 

[leardrivr]

Love It! Now here is some good advice. LOL!!!!!!

Do you get paid as a captain ? Cash your check, don't let the prick bother you, and enjoy the ride.

I on the other hand would call him a pu$$y To his face.

 

[Vespa]

I worked with a guy once who told me that all FO's were stupid and didn't know anything. He wouldn't listen to anything the FO said. Talked himself up to death. It was well known that he thought that women belonged in the kitchen, but wouldn't say it to my face. He thought he was God's gift to women and aviation alike. (Although he never seemed to be able to get laid.) He was always condescending and insulting when talking to anyone (men included).

I just ignored him or made fun of him to his face. Wrote down every stupid thing he did and told him when he was doing something stupid and was potentially going to get us violated. Finally when he said something extremely sexist and insulting I told him: "Did you hear what you just said? This is why you can't get laid!"

Finally after he did something so stupid after I told him twice that he was wrong that I was sure we were going to get violated, I went to the Chief Pilot and the DO with all my documentation and told them that I was not flying with him again for reasons of safety and career. I was told that I was not the first to complain.

I never had to fly with him again.

Gee. I wonder what he is doing now?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

It was well known that he thought that women belonged in the kitchen, but wouldn't say it to my face.

Sounds like a pretty smart guy to me.

 

[Snakum]

I am Connie Kalitta....

Can I have your autograph? And maybe an FE job?


Oh, btw ... your kid is an arrogant $#%& and couldn't drive his way out of a wet paper sack. Are you sure Scott's not adopted?


Minh

 

[ms6073]

II just need to vent and let out my anger towards this a$$. How do others in my situation deal with idiots like this?? I just assume not talk to this guy anymore (*except for flying duties). It makes for a long trip, but I'll be happy.

Levity aside, the last time I heard someone describe a pilot in that manner, not to long afterwards the same pilot ended up crashing a perfectly good airplane and killing everyone onboard during approach to Raleigh-Durham in marginal weather!

If this captain is as bad as you say, mention something to the training department and maybe his next sim ride might identify some anomlaies that had been 'overlooked' in the past.

 

[Bluto]

If this guy (and others like him out there) is really as dangerous as he sounds, ruining his career could be the nicest thing you ever do for him. It could save his life.

 

[TIGV]

I flew with this female FO once, good lookin' broad, nice cans, so we're about 2 days into a trip one time, I was getting the: male a$$holes of aviation lecture on final when I screwed up the checklist and said: " Get out yer flaps ".
She goes nuts at my comment , so I appologized profusely, told her I made a Freudian slip an what I really meant to say was: " Suck this while I drive. "

 

[hotwings402]

I flew for one of those pt 91 aircraft management companies in the south. Oh boy what a bunch of tards. You can get the tards in 121 or 135 flying but no filtering process at all with pt 91 even worse. Everythings a hurry, slow down man. Taking off in a underpowered twin out of a 3500 ft runway with the air conditioning on with obstacles, just dumb. How about the one time out of a "large" international airport, where the guy was so worried about wake turb. (even though I had been keeping my eye on it) that he forgot to raise the gear and then started the feverish attempt in wondering why the airplane was only climbing at 200 fpm. That one went on for about 1000 feet LOL. I just sat there enjoying.

Thats when I just snickered, and pointed and said "you want that up?"

LOL

According to him "rich people notice the details so keep her clean" Guess he was'nt taking about the configuration.

 

[hotwings402]

And one more story, this dipslitch, whenever I would relax and try to be cool with him would say "you don't have the job yet" , "every moment in this company we are evaluating you" however it was really me evaluating their company. It was a oncall 24/7 deal for 19 a year flying a piston twin, don't think so. I told them I'd get a regular job, no regrets on that one.

 

[leardrivr]

I'm thinking he is playing with himself. looking in the mirrior and thinking of you.

I worked with a guy once who told me that all FO's were stupid and didn't know anything. He wouldn't listen to anything the FO said. Talked himself up to death. It was well known that he thought that women belonged in the kitchen, but wouldn't say it to my face. He thought he was God's gift to women and aviation alike. (Although he never seemed to be able to get laid.) He was always condescending and insulting when talking to anyone (men included).

I just ignored him or made fun of him to his face. Wrote down every stupid thing he did and told him when he was doing something stupid and was potentially going to get us violated. Finally when he said something extremely sexist and insulting I told him: "Did you hear what you just said? This is why you can't get laid!"

Finally after he did something so stupid after I told him twice that he was wrong that I was sure we were going to get violated, I went to the Chief Pilot and the DO with all my documentation and told them that I was not flying with him again for reasons of safety and career. I was told that I was not the first to complain.

I never had to fly with him again.

Gee. I wonder what he is doing now?

 

[ToiletDuck]

How long till his next flight review? Nudge that guy.

 

[TurboS7]

Toiletduck?????You mean one of those little yellow duckies that you get in the store for the bathtub. A fake one.