Flying High

[BCpilot81]

He should have appliead to ASA, they would have hired him, by the way, I really needed this side splitting laughter. Just holds true that pilots are the most: vicious, dimented, and creative pros in the world.

 

[flynryan15]

Mcjohn,
You have met him I am so fukking jealous I would love to have a few beers with this clown. I can not imagine how funny that would be.

Ryan

 

[DX Rick]

With ears like that, he can hear what you're thinking.

 

[Sig]

I truly pity the guy.

He invented the most distant, out of reach and uncheckable theater for glory that his cloverleafed brain could defecate, and this is the pathetic outcome.

Poor soul. There ain't no DO, there be none flying, and t'isn't any aviatin' going on in reality. It's a sham. A sad, sad sham.

 

[BGSkyGuy]

FlynRyan, I must commend you sir on having the greatest avatar of all time on any forum anywhere! My girlfriend is as we speak calling an ambulance to take me to the hospital because I am laughing so hard that my @ss has literally fallen off of my body!!!

 

[mcjohn]

Knowing this kid all too well I can almost guarantee that FI.com's management or moderators have already received a letter from pilot754's mommy or daddy threatening legal action for "fraudulent" postings of his mug. :laugh:

pilot754...do yourself a favor and QUIT POSTING HERE. Your continued contributions to this thread only damage your already weak credibility in this profession following your training and hiring issues.

Seriously, good luck and stay safe over there.

Man I tried that approach with him on numerous occasions. I always felt sorry for the guy myself. I sent him a couple PMs begging him to straighten up and stay away from these boards.

From what I can gather now he actually likes the abuse and attention or something. The part that really isn't funny is.... well, how do I put it. You know how we all love to make fun of that old "Corky" working the counter at McDonald's commercial? But we would never be mean to Corky in real life.

You catch my drift? You mix that with being an Israeli national raised in Hollywood CA and you can see what you're dealing with here. His mommy and daddy will try to sue for ANYTHING under the sun when it comes to their beloved child who was raised in their image.

On a positive note. The guy is actually a really nice guy. But...as Mencia would say doo da doo!!

 

[AGuyThatFlys]

I just noticed you avatar. LMAO!!

Damn, that's funny!

Seriously, I thought that was Mr. Bean until I took a good look.

 

[flynryan15]

FlynRyan, I must commend you sir on having the greatest avatar of all time on any forum anywhere! My girlfriend is as we speak calling an ambulance to take me to the hospital because I am laughing so hard that my @ss has literally fallen off of my body!!!

Your Welcome!!!!!

 

[freighthumper]

Pilot754,

Just looking for a little clarification. In the letter your "DO" wrote for this board, he said ..

"I met Pilot 754 on the Fly Away Bus going from VNY to LAX. We stayed in touch, and he told me over the course of one year about all his draw backs and misfortunes in his career."

But on one of your posts about this on Jetcareers you said...

"I knew someone at a very high level in the company. Did an internship during university for them. They wanted me origionally in the G450 USA Part 135 operation."

So did you meet this person on the flyaway or you did you meet during your college internship?
Or is that all just BS?

 

[txpilot1974]

Pilot754,

Just looking for a little clarification. In the letter your "DO" wrote for this board, he said ..

"I met Pilot 754 on the Fly Away Bus going from VNY to LAX. We stayed in touch, and he told me over the course of one year about all his draw backs and misfortunes in his career."

But on one of your posts about this on Jetcareers you said...

"I knew someone at a very high level in the company. Did an internship during university for them. They wanted me origionally in the G450 USA Part 135 operation."

So did you meet this person on the flyaway or you did you meet during your college internship?
Or is that all just BS?

My money is on BS.

 

[Jmoney]

Dang It!

Everyone keeps getting on Pilot 754's case and he has left us once again!

I think we should use a little reverse psychology here...... If we encourage this guysand befriend him, we could have much more entertainment. This guy is a cyber-gold-mine!

We have seen his resume, his "personal commitment to customer service" and a letter from his Russian "Top Gun" fighter pilot Director of Operations. We have barely begun to scratch the surface here. We need to encourage this guy more-become his support group. Wait 'til he really opens up-it will be a thing of beauty!

 

[flynryan15]

Jmoney,

I completly agree, count me in for the Pilot754 support group. Pilot754 can you please help us help you perhaps by showing us more pics of your new russian career. I would like to update my avatar.

 

[g-code]

This thread is so funny I almost fell off my stool at the dispatch desk. I do feel sorry for the guy though. Maybe that comes from not flying for the regionals and still having a soul.

We have a guy who is very similar here at the flight school I train at. He busted his PPL checkride something like 3 times and the examiner didn't want to fly with him again.

Nice guy, but when you talked to him you could see the light was on, but no one was home.

I know the guy asks for it by posting all this crap on FI, but as much as everyone here harps on professionalism, wouldn't it be better to leave pilot754 alone?

What if this guy does something crazy like shoots up a mall or kills himself? This thread is funny as h%ll, but what if you were in his shoes and wanted to be a pilot?

He's probably not cut out for this job, but you have to give him credit for not giving up.

 

[dojetdriver]

What if this guy does something crazy like shoots up a mall or kills himself? This thread is funny as h%ll, but what if you were in his shoes and wanted to be a pilot?

Don't worry about that. As we saw with the Muslim takeover of the theater and the Beslan incident, Putin would more than take care of a situation like that.

 

[txpilot1974]

Pilot 754 is one taco short of a combination plate.