Flying High

[Jmoney]

Dang It!

Everyone keeps getting on Pilot 754's case and he has left us once again!

I think we should use a little reverse psychology here...... If we encourage this guysand befriend him, we could have much more entertainment. This guy is a cyber-gold-mine!

We have seen his resume, his "personal commitment to customer service" and a letter from his Russian "Top Gun" fighter pilot Director of Operations. We have barely begun to scratch the surface here. We need to encourage this guy more-become his support group. Wait 'til he really opens up-it will be a thing of beauty!

 

[flynryan15]

Jmoney,

I completly agree, count me in for the Pilot754 support group. Pilot754 can you please help us help you perhaps by showing us more pics of your new russian career. I would like to update my avatar.

 

[g-code]

This thread is so funny I almost fell off my stool at the dispatch desk. I do feel sorry for the guy though. Maybe that comes from not flying for the regionals and still having a soul.

We have a guy who is very similar here at the flight school I train at. He busted his PPL checkride something like 3 times and the examiner didn't want to fly with him again.

Nice guy, but when you talked to him you could see the light was on, but no one was home.

I know the guy asks for it by posting all this crap on FI, but as much as everyone here harps on professionalism, wouldn't it be better to leave pilot754 alone?

What if this guy does something crazy like shoots up a mall or kills himself? This thread is funny as h%ll, but what if you were in his shoes and wanted to be a pilot?

He's probably not cut out for this job, but you have to give him credit for not giving up.

 

[dojetdriver]

What if this guy does something crazy like shoots up a mall or kills himself? This thread is funny as h%ll, but what if you were in his shoes and wanted to be a pilot?

Don't worry about that. As we saw with the Muslim takeover of the theater and the Beslan incident, Putin would more than take care of a situation like that.

 

[txpilot1974]

Pilot 754 is one taco short of a combination plate.

 

[flynryan15]

Pilot754 is one McNugget short of a happy meal!

 

[nwa_contrails]

Pilot754, where are you?! Please let us know how you're doing in mother russia! It sounds like you have such a great job! We all want to know how you're doing!

 

[rfa]

Welp, the guy is a few cans shy of a six pack, but man, I envy him.

Not about the pay or QoL mind you, its mainly about the eastern european girls!

 

[Princedietrich]

Just tell him to stay away from any youth hostels in Slovakia. :nuts:

 

[rfa]

Trogdor!!!