Flight attendant jokes...please?

[cl65capt]

Whats the difference between a flight attendant and a garbage can?


Garbage can is tighter and it smells better.

 

[Mesabi Miner]

What do ya call a bunch of FAs gathered in a basement?






A whine cellar

 

[lowlycfi]

The Southwest Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay boy stewardess who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them snacks and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be sssssuper."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute enginesssss. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the boy stewardess replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."

 

[Rottweiller]

How do you get a UAL flight attendant in the cockpit??







Grease the flightdeck door and put a twinky on the glareshield.

 

[Rottweiller]

How do you give a flight attendant an orgasm?













Who really cares!!

 

[Rottweiller]

What's the difference between a Kit-Kat bar and a flight attendant?











You only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat bar.