Farting Captain

[saviboy]

What do you do when your captain farts all day and blames it on the 12 year old passenger who's in the back? (assume you are flying a small airplane with no cockpit door)

 

[Jack Mehoff]

hit up the value menu at taco bell and return it back to him! the super powers had the MAD program for a reason

 

[mnalpha]

i just open the forward outflow valve untill the old man says somthings wrong with the pressure, and i say "nope, you just farted"

I fly with jerys kids

 

[indianboy7]

What do you do when your captain farts all day and blames it on the 12 year old passenger who's in the back? (assume you are flying a small airplane with no cockpit door)

Return the volley :bomb: imp:

 

[Thedude]

You need to learn how to use your gasper vents to aim your volley

 

[labbats]

I lodge a handi-wipe under my glasses to form a fart-shield. Then I prank call him at the hotel at 3am.

 

[Knob]

Dump valve!

 

[C425Driver]

Protien bars! Couldn't stand myself when I ate them!

 

[Flapjack]

Myoplex and beer.

You won't even like yourself afterward, but it will immediately stop this little problem with the captain. Save it for an empty flight, or else the passengers will lose it, too.

 

[jetexas]

Break out some of those fish steaks or sardines in a can during flight. If he doens't notice the stench then...he sure will later on!