Farting Captain

[mamba20]

Spread it around the company that he fired the mud musket in flight. . . . he'll never fart again.

 

[8HourPilot]

Mud Butt

 

[CitationLover]

i just open the forward outflow valve untill the old man says somthings wrong with the pressure, and i say "nope, you just farted"

I fly with jerys kids

uh wrong thing to do. lowering the pressure in the cabin only FORCES more farts to come.

Boyle's Law dictates gas will go from a higher pressure (inside said Captain) to a lower pressure source (higher cabin alt. from using the dumpers).

if anything, DECREASE the cabin alt. will help more.

just another concerned citizen fighting for cleaner, unscented air!

 

[FlyBarneyJets]

Aw quit yer bitchin', suck it up, and deal with it! You'll get PLENTY of time to gross out your FO's after a nice cabbage-and-crabcake lunch after you upgrade!

 

[crashpad]

Eat a 12oz. bag of dried fruit before flight time. They're curred with sulfur-dioxide. It will smell like burning flesh and your captain will be calling in sick from lack of oxygen before the day's over.

 

[blueridge71]

Just put on the oxygen mask and quitcher complainin.

 

[erj-145mech]

Smoke goggles may also be required. Be sure to write up the oxy press low at if required.

 

[airjackson]

Funny, you complain about a farting captain, yet you will freely wade through the feces that consumes this board?

 

[Mesabi Miner]

It wasn't him. It was the lav.

 

[svcta]

What do you do when your captain farts all day and blames it on the 12 year old passenger who's in the back? (assume you are flying a small airplane with no cockpit door)

I ask Gulfstream for my money back.