A guy walks into his local bar and is hit immediately by a dreadful smell, which isn't usually there.
"What's that smell?" he asked the bartender in disgust. A stranger; a skinny, unremarkable looking man, raised his hand apologetically: "That's from me." he said. The stranger then went on to explain that he was with the traveling circus that had just rolled into town, and his job was elephant keeper. The elephant, who didn't travel well, permanently had a dodgy digestion. Every morning, one of his tasks was to give it an enema. "you never get out of the way in time", he said apologetically, "then, of course, there's the constant clean up".
The local man was shocked. "You have to do this every day? The man nodded "Sometimes twice a day". "But that's terrible!" exclaimed said the local man, utterly horrified. "Why don't you find a better job?"
Now it was the the stranger's turn to looked horrified.
"WHAT....? And leave showbusiness..?"