Empire Airlines Hiring?

[ATRCAPT]

Yikes...Hi, my name is Thunderworm, and I'm an alcoholic.

 

[blingair]

Yeh, he likes wine coolers and duck farts. As for per diem: B!tch better get me my money!

 

[ATRCAPT]

Thunderworm drinks Bartles and James. He likes BJ's.

 

[thunderworm]

hi my name is thunderworm and i have a problem. much better now although i can't speak for the other guy. it was his idea after all. i wanted to read my bible and go to bed early so as to wake up and go to church. have any of you guys read the purposed changes to handbook jack has made up. very good

 

[blingair]

Three cheers for the Jackman...but will CFS do anything about it?

 

[fokkers&beer]

Got the drunk dial @4:30am. I am impressed, glad to see ya' all have turned to Mr. Mark even if I am not there. Don't know where all the old Makers Mark bottles went to. They dissapeared when Dr. Phil was there.
And for the potential new hire, dont forget to add Roscoes Chicken and Waffles in OAK, its good.

 

[blingair]

Got the drunk dial @4:30am. I am impressed, glad to see ya' all have turned to Mr. Mark even if I am not there. Don't know where all the old Makers Mark bottles went to. They dissapeared when Dr. Phil was there.
And for the potential new hire, dont forget to add Roscoes Chicken and Waffles in OAK, its good.

-How does the chicken and waffle thing work? Do you eat them one at a time or the chicken on the waffle?

 

[tsky]

And for the potential new hire, dont forget to add Roscoes Chicken and Waffles in OAK, its good.

gross...

 

[thunderworm]

no cfs won't do anything but at least it should shock them pretty good that we feel there are many problems. get pollo loco when you are there very good as for waffels hmm don't know about that one.

 

[blingair]

...can you get orange jello with carrot shavings in OAK? Its what I ate as a kid growing up on the mean streets of Salt Lake City.

 

[fokkers&beer]

I like the plate with one succulent fried chicken breast, one waffle, and grits. Makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

Damion did'nt steer us wrong with that one. I think going out for Soul Food at midnight in OAK is a smart thing, what could possibly go wrong.

 

[8inMan]

bump.

 

[blingair]

bump.

Sorry, my nerd speak is a little rusty, what does bump mean again...sincerely Mr. Bling.

 

[blingair]

100.9 hours turbine PIC- I'm taking off the diaper because I'm a baby captain no longer. 899.1 more and I'll get that dream job at the majors, Right?

 

[ATRCAPT]

You bet! The second monkeys fly out of your butt.

 

[blingair]

You bet! The second monkeys fly out of your butt.

Do sea monkeys count?

 

[thunderworm]

any more news on your bid, don't let them railroad you on this one. still residing in sea

 

[blingair]

any more news on your bid, don't let them railroad you on this one. still residing in sea

Its still a work in progress...in one breath they say I'm equipment locked but in the next they'll give me Casper if I want it. I've got a lot of people on my side, so I'm just waiting on Randy.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Put your elbows on the table and point your toes....

 

[blingair]

Put your elbows on the table and point your toes....

...balls deep! -you're up late-doing YVR?

 

[ATRCAPT]

yup. we're all pulling for ya here in SEA. let us know what randoid says.

 

[blingair]

Gracias...I'll drink a Shiner Bock for you, its the midwest excuse for Alaskan Amber.

 

[fokkers&beer]

I'm partaking an Alaskan Amber, in Alaska. Its a lifestyle. Any news on Missoula Bling Air?

 

[blingair]

I'm partaking an Alaskan Amber, in Alaska. Its a lifestyle. Any news on Missoula Bling Air?

I'm jealous. If you order a beer in Kansas its either Bud/bud light or coors/coors light, might as well drink it in the bathroom because its just bladder wash. As for Missoula, I'm still waiting for the verdict- I heard a rumor you might know whats going on.?

 

[ATRCAPT]

I'm jealous. If you order a beer in Kansas its either Bud/bud light or coors/coors light, might as well drink it in the bathroom because its just bladder wash. As for Missoula, I'm still waiting for the verdict- I heard a rumor you might know whats going on.?

They also have both kinds of music, country AND western!

 

[thunderworm]

coming to geg tommorow

 

[Frank Towns]

Welcome to Bobs Country Bunker boys!

 

[fokkers&beer]

Anyone seen this ANC reserve that came out today? I asked Jean-O and she said it was on the Books as an F run. ATR Cap made it sound like it was a no go.

As if they life can't get much worse, and Empire could'nt make me work anymore, I made out with the negative lottery of FO's. You want to head up to ANC blingair? I'll hang in ICT for a week, or two, or the rest of my life like you, as long as you fly with the little bsatrad.
I guess he does'nt like anyone to break wind. I think I'm eating nothing but big macs, deviled eggs, and Dennisons chili that week. Maybe top it off with some broccoli.
My MaMa always told me I was a loser. Boo-Yeah

 

[blingair]

Anyone seen this ANC reserve that came out today? I asked Jean-O and she said it was on the Books as an F run. ATR Cap made it sound like it was a no go.

As if they life can't get much worse, and Empire could'nt make me work anymore, I made out with the negative lottery of FO's. You want to head up to ANC blingair? I'll hang in ICT for a week, or two, or the rest of my life like you, as long as you fly with the little bsatrad.
I guess he does'nt like anyone to break wind. I think I'm eating nothing but big macs, deviled eggs, and Dennisons chili that week. Maybe top it off with some broccoli.
My MaMa always told me I was a loser. Boo-Yeah

What, leave all this behind?...the thunderstorms, the wind, the freezing heat, the mind numbing bordem, seven straight weeks of living in a motel. I haven't heard of the ANC rev run, whats it all about? F & B, who are you flying with? As for arse busting, my mom always said better out than in and as for the stink its just your body having fun, though I must say Mr. Beers, yours has a distinct aroma. Peace from toto land.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Anyone seen this ANC reserve that came out today? I asked Jean-O and she said it was on the Books as an F run. ATR Cap made it sound like it was a no go.

As if they life can't get much worse, and Empire could'nt make me work anymore, I made out with the negative lottery of FO's. You want to head up to ANC blingair? I'll hang in ICT for a week, or two, or the rest of my life like you, as long as you fly with the little bsatrad.
I guess he does'nt like anyone to break wind. I think I'm eating nothing but big macs, deviled eggs, and Dennisons chili that week. Maybe top it off with some broccoli.
My MaMa always told me I was a loser. Boo-Yeah

That's just the RUMOR I heard, I don't know nuthin'!