Empire Airlines Hiring?

[tsky]

...is it love or lust?

..yep!

 

[fokkers&beer]

Got my first checklist today. I hate traveling with the company, please just let me rot in SE Alaska.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Actually I think you mean "rust" in SE Alaska.

 

[blingair]

For those of us permenantly (sp?) on the road, getting your per diem is like nailing a hot chick in JNU- it doesn't exist. I mean except that one I had.

 

[ATRCAPT]

yea, she was a...uh....well......hmmm.....she had a great personality!

 

[blingair]

...the way I remember it she was blond, young and wicked hot and shagged like a mink. Just say no to Turkey. P.S.-where'd the Maker's Mark bottles in 2408 go? Those bottles are legends.

 

[ATRCAPT]

How about blond, middle aged and built like a melting double-scoop vanilla ice-cream cone. Let's hear it for beer goggles!!!

 

[blingair]

Bravo, well played.

 

[LAZYB]

So they don't pay you guys...

just a 6-pack of malt and a bag of chips, huh.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

Hiring already filled?

Did Empire already fill their vacancies? I just received an email from Cindy M. stating that everything was filled, but my app will be on file for the next 6 months. If so, **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** did your hiring go quick!

I've been hearing so much about burritos and in-flight sharting that I'm crestfallen... Not to mention asian gang shootings and obscure Wichita bars. You guys are living the dream!

Well, keeping my fingers crossed for later on in the year...I'll keep the pepto bismol on ice for now.

Hasta,

Navin

 

[blingair]

They are hiring ATR street captains for a Casper-Jackson Hole run. Give 'em a call.

 

[Herculeus]

How senior is Phx?

 

[tsky]

How senior is Phx?

I'm really not sure. That is a caravan base, and most van bases have occasional spurrious openings.

 

[ATRCAPT]

occasional spurrious openings.

Is this from the department of redundancy department? Is Tsky a trained expert?

 

[thunderworm]

arcapt wild turkey sucks @3435%%#$% weill call you tonigjgt now. you blow see you in yvr i hope we see asian stripppers. i m ifght be drunk wjhile writinghting this.

 

[thunderworm]

makers madde their mark tonight. there is a new bottle coolection in 2408

 

[thunderworm]

as far as expense reports turn themi n in 30 days if any slack report them to dept. of labor and industries they cannot hold per diem unless part of agreement. ie: in handbook= bull sht5EWT THEY HAVE

 

[thunderworm]

Oops Little Toossed

 

[thunderworm]

DAMENED CAPS LOCKED - to give us per diem no matter what. new rule all empire employees no expense reports reports not to arrive within 27 days minimun. screw hitler. power to the people.

 

[thunderworm]

reAD THIS AND RESPOND IF YOU AHVE THE FAITH. bling what uo\p