Empire Airlines Hiring?

[CaravanMan]

Heh, sounds like a plan.

 

[fokkers&beer]

Cool rumor heard today. They have found some ATR72's in Europe, and we will be flying them over to the states, awesome.

Burritos again tonight, I love OAK.

 

[blingair]

Anybody see the spiffy new paper work you get back with your returned expense report?- you get a checklist with all the things they didn't like with little plastic arrows on the acutal form pointing to the numerous heinous errors which is then sent back to you via snail mail (without a phone call) to wait weeks in your mailbox until you get home. WTF over!

 

[blingair]

......

 

[fokkers&beer]

Jody Bit@h sat on my last expense report for 5 weeks, it was only 600 bucks in Jepps. She rejected it but never told me. She never sent it back either, I had to call her.

 

[ATRCAPT]

I JUST NOW got paid my per diem for a week in ICT in March. Same gig. I didn't sign the hotel paperwork so the !@#$ sat on it until now. No call, nothing. To make matters worse she only bothers to show up twice a week! W T F !?! I think we should demand her resignation! Or at least demand that she shows up! Even showing up at 9:00, clocking out at 4:00 with a two hour lunch break like the rest of the COE idiots would be better than what she is (not) doing now! Sorry, gang. To quote Dennis Miller, "I don't want to get off on a rant here, but..."

 

[tsky]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I get my expense report money every thursday. I guess that I am just special

 

[blingair]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I get my expense report money every thursday. I guess that I am just special

I think there is some favoritism going on. If you staple it just how she likes it or you arrange the sheets of paper just so and play her stupid games then you get what rightfully yours. We loan Empire our money and it likes pulling teeth to get it back..."I'm sorry I broke up your Black Panther party."

 

[ATRCAPT]

The only reason tsky gets his money is because of his "special" relationship with D M-W

 

[blingair]

The only reason tsky gets his money is because of his "special" relationship with D M-W

...is it love or lust?

 

[tsky]

...is it love or lust?

..yep!

 

[fokkers&beer]

Got my first checklist today. I hate traveling with the company, please just let me rot in SE Alaska.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Actually I think you mean "rust" in SE Alaska.

 

[blingair]

For those of us permenantly (sp?) on the road, getting your per diem is like nailing a hot chick in JNU- it doesn't exist. I mean except that one I had.

 

[ATRCAPT]

yea, she was a...uh....well......hmmm.....she had a great personality!

 

[blingair]

...the way I remember it she was blond, young and wicked hot and shagged like a mink. Just say no to Turkey. P.S.-where'd the Maker's Mark bottles in 2408 go? Those bottles are legends.

 

[ATRCAPT]

How about blond, middle aged and built like a melting double-scoop vanilla ice-cream cone. Let's hear it for beer goggles!!!

 

[blingair]

Bravo, well played.

 

[LAZYB]

So they don't pay you guys...

just a 6-pack of malt and a bag of chips, huh.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

Hiring already filled?

Did Empire already fill their vacancies? I just received an email from Cindy M. stating that everything was filled, but my app will be on file for the next 6 months. If so, **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** did your hiring go quick!

I've been hearing so much about burritos and in-flight sharting that I'm crestfallen... Not to mention asian gang shootings and obscure Wichita bars. You guys are living the dream!

Well, keeping my fingers crossed for later on in the year...I'll keep the pepto bismol on ice for now.

Hasta,

Navin

 

[blingair]

They are hiring ATR street captains for a Casper-Jackson Hole run. Give 'em a call.

 

[Herculeus]

How senior is Phx?

 

[tsky]

How senior is Phx?

I'm really not sure. That is a caravan base, and most van bases have occasional spurrious openings.

 

[ATRCAPT]

occasional spurrious openings.

Is this from the department of redundancy department? Is Tsky a trained expert?

 

[thunderworm]

arcapt wild turkey sucks @3435%%#$% weill call you tonigjgt now. you blow see you in yvr i hope we see asian stripppers. i m ifght be drunk wjhile writinghting this.

 

[thunderworm]

makers madde their mark tonight. there is a new bottle coolection in 2408

 

[thunderworm]

as far as expense reports turn themi n in 30 days if any slack report them to dept. of labor and industries they cannot hold per diem unless part of agreement. ie: in handbook= bull sht5EWT THEY HAVE

 

[thunderworm]

Oops Little Toossed

 

[thunderworm]

DAMENED CAPS LOCKED - to give us per diem no matter what. new rule all empire employees no expense reports reports not to arrive within 27 days minimun. screw hitler. power to the people.

 

[thunderworm]

reAD THIS AND RESPOND IF YOU AHVE THE FAITH. bling what uo\p