Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[Flyingdutchman]

This thread is to funny. I never use my pilot line.. All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

 

[Kingairrick]

I always told chicks that I was a trust fund kid and just flew for fun. It seemed to work OK.
Now I'm married to flight attendant, she's not impressed. Thinks pilots are dorks...She does a great impression of me at work though. Kind of a "Hey, where's the paper?" kind of thing. really cracks up the kids...

 

[dojetdriver]

This thread is to funny. I never use my pilot line.. All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

He's not bullsh1ting, this crap actually works, blows me away everytime I see it happen. **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** eurotrash taking our jobs and our women!

 

[BossHogg]

What kind of "talent" is a Dutchman getting?

 

[surfnole]

Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac...so 747 captains should get a lot of chicks. Even ugly doctors get hot chicks.

I remember the Super Bowl a few years ago in Miami. When the camera panned the crowd, I realized that lots of guys bought their daughters to the game.

 

[English]

I remember the Super Bowl a few years ago in Miami. When the camera panned the crowd, I realized that lots of guys bought their daughters to the game.

Freudian slip?

 

[FN FAL]

Freudian slip?

Maybe he's from West Virginia or the U.P. English...they bought their daughters alot der hey.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Hahahahaah admit it DOJ you love it!!! It even gets you a few chicks from time to time if I work my magic! I won't be doing much over the next few weeks, I just came back from the hospital (nice nurses down there bye the way)


take care buddy goodluck with IOE.
FD

 

[CSY Mon]

so 747 captains should get a lot of chicks.

we do, we do, that is a fact...

All I need is my accent baby, that does it ! gets me atleast 2 chicks a week.

Yup, my Scandinavian accent, and the 747 gig works anytime, anywhere, the only problem is wifey, she ain't sharing.....

 

[dojetdriver]

Hahahahaah admit it DOJ you love it!!! It even gets you a few chicks from time to time if I work my magic! I won't be doing much over the next few weeks, I just came back from the hospital (nice nurses down there bye the way)


take care buddy goodluck with IOE.
FD

Yeah, I heard those sex-change operations can take a while to heal up.

 

[jackotron]

no shat...

this one girl at starbucks said to me "oh.... you go to spartan..." in a rather disappointed voice.

She has heard about spartan.

 

[WizardPilot]

When you are an 18 year old pilot, the chicks dig that. They don't know many pilots. They like it. They always ask me for a ride, but they don't want to go flying, whats up with that? rock out with your C*<k out

 

[Flyforyou]

Had a buddy of mine who used to tell women he mowed lawns in Northern Canada... most of them never even questioned it, I thought it sounded like a good "occupation". Then there's always the "high-speed lift operator". My advise, ditch the uniform and the cert's, get a bike and you'll never be lonely again.


Fly

 

[yzf6]

My advise, ditch the uniform and the cert's, get a bike and you'll never be lonely again.

no kidding! bikes are magnets, just make sure you get a sticker that says "you must be under 140lbs to ride this ride" and stick it on the back seat. it'll save you alot of explaining every time a fat chick asks for a ride.

 

[Flyforyou]

One for the women... I saw a chick on a bike the other day, the plate said MY BOB. My wife good a kick out of that one!

Fly