Delta

[WSurf]

And in this corner, comes hpilot holding hands with whisky driver! They look great together in pink! Can you imagine what goes on with their "side business?"

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Weak come back again!!!! You are really, really disappointing me!!

Know your Role

 

[737 Pylt]

“Let's look at all consumer metrics reported by the DOT, including canceled flights, lost bags, oversales and complaints. Based on the most recent DOT report, Delta was 21% more likely to cancel your flight, 64% more likely to lose your bag, an astounding 1,440% more likely to bump you against your will and, I suppose, not surprisingly, Delta customers complain 93% more about their Delta flights and service than AirTran customers."


"So if you don't need to get there and don't really like your luggage, fly Delta; but when the trip matters and you really want to get to your final destination with your bags and a smile on your face, fly AirTran Airways,"

Debate That!!! lol

OK:

Baggage woes put US Airways last in rankings

Dawn Gilbertson
The Arizona Republic
Feb. 8, 2007 12:00 AM
Here's a slogan you won't hear out of US Airways' marketing department anytime soon: "We're No. 10."

That's the Tempe airline's ranking among the 10 major airlines for baggage handling in 2006. It mishandled 7.82 bags per 1,000 passengers boarded, according to the government's monthly Air Travel Consumer report, out Wednesday.

That was a significant improvement from 2005 but still compared poorly with its peers and the industry average of 6.73. Among major airlines, JetBlue Airways was No. 1 at 4.09. Southwest, the other dominant carrier in Phoenix, came in fourth among the majors at 5.34. advertisement

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US Airways fared only a notch better in customer complaints, coming in ninth out of the 10 majors. Southwest was first.

After flight problems, the biggest source of complaints for US Airways and most airlines is luggage woes. The company has repeatedly attributed its poor showing largely to staffing woes and a lack of equipment at its Philadelphia hub. It is spending $20 million to fix things there and said it has seen a marked improvement in the past few months.

The one bright spot in the rankings for US Airways: on-time performance. It came in at No. 2 among the majors for the year, second only to Southwest.

To see how your favorite airline fared in December and for the year, go to http://aircon sumer.ost.dot.gov/reports, and click on "the most recent report."


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[WSurf]

OK:

Baggage woes put US Airways last in rankings

Dawn Gilbertson
The Arizona Republic
Feb. 8, 2007 12:00 AM
Here's a slogan you won't hear out of US Airways' marketing department anytime soon: "We're No. 10."

That's the Tempe airline's ranking among the 10 major airlines for baggage handling in 2006. It mishandled 7.82 bags per 1,000 passengers boarded, according to the government's monthly Air Travel Consumer report, out Wednesday.

That was a significant improvement from 2005 but still compared poorly with its peers and the industry average of 6.73. Among major airlines, JetBlue Airways was No. 1 at 4.09. Southwest, the other dominant carrier in Phoenix, came in fourth among the majors at 5.34. advertisement

OAS_AD('ArticleFlex_1')

US Airways fared only a notch better in customer complaints, coming in ninth out of the 10 majors. Southwest was first.

After flight problems, the biggest source of complaints for US Airways and most airlines is luggage woes. The company has repeatedly attributed its poor showing largely to staffing woes and a lack of equipment at its Philadelphia hub. It is spending $20 million to fix things there and said it has seen a marked improvement in the past few months.

The one bright spot in the rankings for US Airways: on-time performance. It came in at No. 2 among the majors for the year, second only to Southwest.

To see how your favorite airline fared in December and for the year, go to http://aircon sumer.ost.dot.gov/reports, and click on "the most recent report."


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[FONT=arial,helvetica]Letterman's Top Ten[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Top Ten JetBlue Excuses 10. 10-hour delay? Hey, that's actually pretty good for us
9. It could have been worse . . . No, wait, it couldn't
8. We don't have an excuse right now, but sit here for ten hours while we come up with one
7. Hey, it takes that long to open a bag of airline peanuts, am I right, ladies and gentleman?
6. You gotta admit, after 6 hours, it became a little funny
5. It's still better than flying Delta
4. There was a monster on the wing!!!
3. (No number 3 — writer still stuck on the plane)
2. Who could leave New York in the middle of Ventriloquist Week?
1. Pilots too drunk to fly [/FONT]#5!!!

Know your Role!!

 

[General Lee]

Know your role? You sound drunk. Great catch phrase. Your role around me is to watch out for wake turbulence and offset 15 degrees right.

Know your role!!!! Don't pop a mole!

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[737 Pylt]

[FONT=arial,helvetica]Letterman's Top Ten[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]Top Ten JetBlue Excuses 10. 10-hour delay? Hey, that's actually pretty good for us
[FONT=arial,helvetica]9. It could have been worse . . . No, wait, it couldn't [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]8. We don't have an excuse right now, but sit here for ten hours while we come up with one [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]7. Hey, it takes that long to open a bag of airline peanuts, am I right, ladies and gentleman? [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]6. You gotta admit, after 6 hours, it became a little funny [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]5. It's still better than flying Delta [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]4. There was a monster on the wing!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]3. (No number 3 — writer still stuck on the plane) [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]2. Who could leave New York in the middle of Ventriloquist Week? [/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica]1. Pilots too drunk to fly [/FONT][/FONT]#5!!!

Know your Role!!

Actually, I thought that was hysterical!
Can anyone find the ones where he lit up those 2 from am west guys in MIA?

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[WSurf]

Actually, I thought that was hysterical!
Can anyone find the ones where he lit up those 2 from am west guys in MIA?

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I'll look for it

Know your Role

 

[WSurf]

Know your role? You sound drunk. Great catch phrase. Your role around me is to watch out for wake turbulence and offset 15 degrees right.

Know your role!!!! Don't pop a mole!

Bye Bye--General Lee

That has to be the nerdist comeback!!! So you are an aviation geek!!! Not that the 9000 post didn't give that away already!!! Really Lee, that phrase sounded so aviation gay!!!!

Know Your Role!!!

 

[WSurf]

I'll look for it

Know your Role

Found a video of them!!!


http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/2441/Man_Show_-_Drunk_Pilots

 

[dtfl]

Know Your Role!!!

Are you making a pitiful attempt at being cool and starting an anti-Delta catch-phrase? Wow....neat.

Give up the "Know your role"
You'd do better with "Where's the beef?"

And WD - what, are you Doug Parker's "sponsor" now?

 

[737 Pylt]

Found a video of them!!!


http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/2441/Man_Show_-_Drunk_Pilots

Classic:
The one on the left is Whisky Driver, and the one on the right is hpilot! When they're not posing for the cameras, you can usually find them holding hands or hugging!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thanks!

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