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Hold out for SWA so you can fly the corndog to Lubbuck.
If SWA doesn't deem you worthy, go to Delta.
Pick Delta.
It's the best at literally everything. You'll have the best uniforms, the best pay, the best benefits, the best and guaranteed profit-sharing, the best growth, the most retirements, your own personal oil refinery, the best in-flight ice cream sundaes, and of course, the best choices. It's all faaaan-tastic! All other airlines suck, and you'd be better off working the midnight shift at 7-11, rather than working for any other airline. And best of all, you'll never have to fly to Lubbock!
....... At least that's what I got from listening to General Lee. Hope I didn't forget anything.
Bubba
Got offers now,
I want to fly the 787.
I'd pick Delta. We have hats![]()
Pretty confident huh......I would go with the one that actually hires you.
Am I the only one here that recognizes this post as flame bait? Y'all are slipping...