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jonjuan

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It seems the post bankruptcy stress is increasing. What exactly is that psyche test used for? Wow....

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...pilot_busted_in_belting_of_jfk_customs_a.html

A Delta Airlines pilot was arrested after socking a federal agent at Kennedy Airport in a fight over missing wheelchairs, officials said yesterday.
Edward Smythe allegedly belted the U.S. Customs Service agent at 11:40 p.m. Saturday after the agent tried to defuse an argument between Smythe and an airline worker who didn't provide two wheelchairs for passengers arriving on Smythe's flight from Jamaica, officials said.
The agent fell and bruised his knee after Smythe hit him in the back, officials said.
He was charged with assault, resisting arrest and harassment, and released without bail, said a spokeswoman for Queens District Attorney Richard Brown.
Delta officials said Smythe, 44, was suspended.
 
LOL-I wonder if you can use the internet in prison?
 
Whataburger said:
He was reported as saying, "Get me some wheelchairs now because I have 8000 posts on Flight Info!!"
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LMAO!!! :D

Maybe the General mistook the Customs guy for a USAir pilot... ;) TC
 
Best thing to ever happen to that Customs agent. Will probably get a nice workman's comp settlement plus early medical retirement at half pay tax free.

This is definitely not the work of the General. He hits like a girl.
 
Oh-ryan said:
This is definitely not the work of the General. He hits like a girl.
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Funny. But the last guy I belted was still doubled over when the police found him. That'll teach him to pick on some unsuspecting white girl in the ghetto at 2 AM.:uzi:

Yes, he hit me first.
 
Whataburger said:
He was reported as saying, "Get me some wheelchairs now because I have 8000 posts on Flight Info!!"
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Wow, that really was clever and hillarious.....NOT. It doesn't really make sense. Maybe you could tie the two together, if you were drunk.


Bye Bye--General Lee
 
who says...."Not" anymore....seriously.

"That suit is BlackNot......that suit is black...(10 second pause) naaaaght"

nice comeback Genral...I expected better.

Mookie
 
Mookie said:
who says...."Not" anymore....seriously.

"That suit is BlackNot......that suit is black...(10 second pause) naaaaght"

nice comeback Genral...I expected better.

Mookie
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Another great response. NOT. Is that really how you talk? "That suit is blackNOT......?" Hey, "where's the beef" in your own responses? Yeah, that's the ticket.

Bye Bye--General Lee
 
I'll let someone else fill you in....

I'm sure that the last movie comedy you saw was Austin Powers and their "sexy stews" so I'll give you a pass....not...

mookie
 
GL defensive about something trivial? What?

Besides, what kind of Federal agent gets laid out by a pilot? An IRS agent? A postal inspector? FCC agent? FTC agent? SEC agent? Any other panzy agencies out there? Especially a fata$$, gray haired, oxygen thief, legacy pilot. We all know those dudes used to fly Jesus around the Middle East in a Dash 8.

If this was an FBI/BP/CIA/FAM agent, shame on him.
 
Hilarious. GL, you sound a little uptight about this, are you about to crack too?

I can see the bump on the local news now: "Naked pilot arrested in ATL wearing only a black pilot hat running through the baggage claim area screaming the word 'Oberstar' over and over again from the top of his lungs, film at eleven."
 
grog_sit_reserv said:
Hilarious. GL, you sound a little uptight about this, are you about to crack too?

I can see the bump on the local news now: "Naked pilot arrested in ATL wearing only a black pilot hat running through the baggage claim area screaming the word 'Oberstar' over and over again from the top of his lungs, film at eleven."
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Uptight? I just couldn't see the connection between 8,000 posts and a whacked out DL pilot hitting an airport worker. It was a good try, though, but I couldn't see it.

I like your example, though. I can see myself doing that, possibly. But, it would also read---"tall guy who looks like Lerch from Adam's family running naked screaming "Oberstar is my hero!" through baggage claim area eventually stopping and notices new kiosks in ticket counter area.

That would work.


Bye Bye--General Lee
 
Jedi,

Pray tell young lady--WHY were you there at that place at that time?

Glad you are okay, however....
 
I dunno, GL. I think the only way to win is to admit that that was pretty dang funny.
 
No, see, the humor train only goes one way with the General. If a AWA guy had slugged the Customs cop, GL would have had 9,000 posts by now.

It's one of HIS guys going postal and it's not funny.

The respect meter is pegged out on this one...



NOT!!!


:D :D :D TC
 

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