Delta now or Fedex in 2 years

[BOYCAPTAIN]

CaptainDenial, I hate that you are going through life short, fat, and balding. Most guys under 40 have some hair on top, but your comb over looks pretty good ... until you get it in a strong wind. I'm sure your personal appearance is the reason all the female pilots have you on their no fly list.

I googled your name and all I got was a picture of you with a jelly donut in your mouth in an ad for liposuction.

My advice for you is to wear a hat and a bigger shirt. Most folks are scared to stand in front of you fearing a button might pop off and kill them.
The yellow pit stains don't help either, wear a t-shirt!

PS Black is not always slimming!

on my way to the gym this morning i saw your truck at the dunkindonuts! just stop already!!!

 

[MemTrash]

on my way to the gym this morning i saw your truck at the dunkindonuts! just stop already!!!

Hey, YankeeBoyCaptain

Truck? Dunkin Donuts?
I drive an 07' twin turbo Porsche and there are not any Dunkin Donuts in this part of the south (google and check). Your redneck Hummer looks good with the new chrome spinners you put on it. imp:

Be careful today it's raining you might want to wear a hat to protect the comb over. Good news is you can wear your sandals and black socks your belly will keep your feet dry.

3pm be early we don't want to let JayLo cheat us on time.

 

[BOYCAPTAIN]

Hey, YankeeBoyCaptain

Truck? Dunkin Donuts?
I drive an 07' twin turbo Porsche and there are not any Dunkin Donuts in this part of the south (google and check). Your redneck Hummer looks good with the new chrome spinners you put on it. imp:

Be careful today it's raining you might want to wear a hat to protect the comb over. Good news is you can wear your sandals and black socks your belly will keep your feet dry.

3pm be early we don't want to let JayLo cheat us on time.

your 2nd ex wife did say u live in fantasyland! anyway she told my wife about your bed sores and my wife asked me to stop inviting you over to the house...sorry! see u later captain kankles!

 

[MemTrash]

your 2nd ex wife did say u live in fantasyland! anyway she told my wife about your bed sores and my wife asked me to stop inviting you over to the house...sorry! see u later captain kankles!

I haven't met my second Ex wife yet, but when I do I'll let you know. Your wife puts up with your comb over, so I'm sure there is nothing I could do to gross her out.
BoyNerdCaptain,
What is the deal with you and the Pin Ball championship you keep talking about? I guess everyone needs a hobby and friends they relate too.
:nuts:

 

[BiffF15]

You guys are entertaining! Keep up the good work I need another laugh.

 

[BOYCAPTAIN]

I haven't met my second Ex wife yet, but when I do I'll let you know. Your wife puts up with your comb over, so I'm sure there is nothing I could do to gross her out.
BoyNerdCaptain,
What is the deal with you and the Pin Ball championship you keep talking about? I guess everyone needs a hobby and friends they relate too.
:nuts:

dude..what was that? that was sick...you should not have worn white sweatpants today...after the lunges jaylo nudged me and we could see the blood from your hemroids...that was nasty! please get that checked out! see ya baldie!

 

[MemTrash]

You guys are entertaining! Keep up the good work I need another laugh.

Funny is FatBoyCaptain trying to hang on to his youth. He's always talking about the shape he was in 20 years ago. Now he's balding, fat, and has a strange odor (like and OLD man).

To try to fit in here in Memphis he put chrome spinner wheels on his Chevy (sorry I mean Hummer). Sad really, but getting old is something he is going to have to accept. Now he is all into Pin Ball with a bunch of nerds in Memphis. Who knows what he will come up with next.:erm:

 

[BOYCAPTAIN]

Funny is FatBoyCaptain trying to hang on to his youth. He's always talking about the shape he was in 20 years ago. Now he's balding, fat, and has a strange odor (like and OLD man).

To try to fit in here in Memphis he put chrome spinner wheels on his Chevy (sorry I mean Hummer). Sad really, but getting old is something he is going to have to accept. Now he is all into Pin Ball with a bunch of nerds in Memphis. Who knows what he will come up with next.:erm:

pinball??? that's funny..i like that one...but u driving a one of these is sad http://www.vw.com/newbeetle/en/us/

bedsores and hemroids...man u r getting old!

your wife sent this pic of you a few days ago while u were on APC
http://files.samhart.net/humor/fat-guy-in-jungle-for-aargh.png

 

[MemTrash]

pinball??? that's funny..i like that one...but u driving a one of these is sad http://www.vw.com/newbeetle/en/us/

bedsores and hemroids...man u r getting old!

your wife sent this pic of you a few days ago while u were on APC
http://files.samhart.net/humor/fat-guy-in-jungle-for-aargh.png

GayBoyCaptain how did you get that picture? I'm sure it's from your days living in SFO. Is that one of the bath houses you are always talking about. How long did you date that guy anyway? He looked heavy even for you.