Delta News Conference Scheduled Tomorrow at 9:00. Jetblue????

[Vastly Underemp]

Nah, they wouldn't want to pollute their "pure bred" fleet of MD-88's. (Which are superior to all other MD-80 variants... ) TC

TC, I'm shocked! Could you have forgotten so quickly that AA's 80s are so superior that they had to call them Super!

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

Banning all camcorders on all JFK flights.

That's good stuff.....lol

My bet is the new CEO will be announced or maybe the sale of the Comair Rouge.....one can only hope....

 

[Heavy Set]

New uniforms for pilots, mirrored after Southwest so they finally look cool, like leather jackets and removable pants(male stripper pants that come off quick from the front) for the cockpit.

 

[BigMotorToter]

That sounds more like reality in the airline biz.

Is that Big John, or Harry Reems in your avitar?

 

[mdf]

New uniforms for pilots, mirrored after Southwest so they finally look cool, like leather jackets and removable pants(male stripper pants that come off quick from the front) for the cockpit.

Just make sure those pants have gold buttons, and maybe some gold shoe laces thrown in for good measure.

 

[737 Pylt]

Are they going back into bankruptcy already?

Wow. That's gotta be a record.



Maybe it has to do with that pax killed on the bus they chartered when one of their planes diverted last week? Was that a rumor or fact?

BC:
Keep laughing.....The joke seems to be on you guys at JB!:laugh: :laugh:
737

 

[737 Pylt]

Leo is coming out of retirement. Film at 11.

Also, all legs under 5 hours will now be operated by code share partners.

Minimum layover time is to be increased to 48 hours, unless in Botswana or Somalia, then it's 96 hours.

AMA, LBB and MAF are being removed from the alternates bricks and erased from the FMS data bases to ensure no Delta AC will ever land there, even in an emergency.

General Lee is to be named Director of Sub Saharan African Market Development.

Look for new service to Ethiopia and Chad

Now that is some funny stuff!

737

 

[HarryParatestes]

Is that Big John, or Harry Reems in your avitar?

You mean you do not recognize Johnny "The Wad" Holmes?

 

[HarryParatestes]

JetBlue is going to buy DAL and staple the pilots to the bottom.

 

[TheCheat]

So?... what was it?

 

[RollinOnMy22sYo]

So?... what was it?

The EPA, USDA and FDA have ordered a recall of the new DAL FA uniforms.

Something about sausage casing and pork product regulations, and red dye #6.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

BC:
Keep laughing.....The joke seems to be on you guys at JB!:laugh: :laugh:
737

We declared bankruptcy today? Again?

I wasn't aware.

 

[ACL65PILOT]

The only thing announced today was that ASA will discontinue service to Macon in Oct.

 

[ASA_DFW]

MCN was a good overnight.

 

[RJAA]

The most of the big wigs are grilling filet mignons and drinking beers this long weekend. Stuff like acquiring another airline doesn't happen on long 4th July weekend. What are people smoking? Although MCN news is sad ;-) Good luck with ATL diversions there but I think ASA hasn't been staffing employees there full time for quite a while anyways I think.

 

[~~~^~~~]

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[coogebeachhotel]

Source was off, got info mixed up. Deleted from the future information flow.

My bad.

 

[waterskier]

Delta is buying ASA back!!! and then they are going to yardsale Comair.... Oh yea, they are going to also merge the newly aquired ASA and Delta Senority lists... One can dream..... or is that a nightmare?

 

[skydash]

They're changing their name to "Pubic Air"

 

[Cheeta]

BC:
Keep laughing.....The joke seems to be on you guys at JB!:laugh: :laugh:
737

Why because we are the #1 choice of traveler year after year....time after time. maybe your new uniforms or third new paint scheme will really turn things around......best of luck.