Delta FA EWR-ATL

[Headfake14]

LOL....missed out on the diareaha thread

 

[Jurassic Jet]

LOL....missed out on the diareaha thread

Well.....allow me

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

 

[donvag]

Thats story is sad.
i thought mine was bad but that F/A is ballsy.
Two weeks ago on a deadhead a fat lady reached to put her things in and overhead bin and her gunt rubbed my shoulders. It was disgusting. I told the FA and she laughed her ass off!

 

[gutshotdraw]

This reminds me why I hate getting long international airline flights to pick up a jet. The cabin crew is always the senior, er, "babes" that bid the long layovers. You know the ones. To get them in the cockpit, you have to grease their hips and put a twinkie on the console.

 

[Headfake14]

This reminds me why I hate getting long international airline flights to pick up a jet. The cabin crew is always the senior, er, "babes" that bid the long layovers. You know the ones. To get them in the cockpit, you have to grease their hips and put a twinkie on the console.

LOL...ahhh...I believe the twinkie + greased opening maneuver has many applications involving the transfering of ever increasing supply of "Costumers Of Size"

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

hey....KOOLAID!!!

As she comes busting out of the front galley and yells "OHHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!"

 

[asadonkey]

Headfake's favorite overnight was introducing some lucky FA to the Black-Kiss as he called it.......