Hovernut
Home Based Again!
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Jim said:You know what they say - 100 men go down, 50 couples come up.
You should see what kind of party tricks I can do with my tongue now!
But humor is better when based in truth; here's an interesting story:
Going out on my second patrol, we nukes noticed the normally cypher-locked door to the Missile Control Center was now pinned open. Well, upon further inquiry, we discovered the missile girls on one of our sister boats had a circle-jerk party in there. That's nice to know that the trigger-men were practicing their own little "missile drills" underway! "Spin-up all tubes...weapons away!!"
'nother funny thing about it, my former boat is now being converted to a new class: SSGN. Instead of being able to deliver 24 mirved SLBMs, they'll be able to park off the enemy's coast and deliver 150 or so TLAM's. AND, they'll carry up to 50 SEALS, too. That'll be a nice b!tch ratio: 50 SEALS to 150 bubbleheads! What else can you do? They still won't let the gals on the boats!!
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