Daily affirmations........

[wms]

Citation man, is that you? Another one on the ignore list.

 

[dingo222]

look at my avatar, my name is Flip conroy and i'm better than all of you......... i'm so slick that when i shat in the woods, even the bears can't hear me.........Back to the funny job postings

 

[Regul8r]

Wow, this thing fell apart faster than a YUGO. Reminds me of Thanksgiving with the family...

 

[Prop2Jet]

Umm maybe I will jerk off in a cup for that pay while I am in the air! Knock our to birds with one stone!! hahaahah

 

[Regul8r]

Nothing better than getting paid to do what you love

 

[FN FAL]

192,000 a year plus 50,000 a year housing allowance for gay Chancellor pilot:

"In 2005, UC unions protested the hiring of Kalonji, a former University of Washington professor of materials science, into a $192,000 UC management position. UC also provided Kalonji, then Denton's partner of seven years, a housing assistance allowance of up to $50,000" http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/06/25/MNG91JK4T01.DTL

 

[dingo222]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/etc/174145707.html

http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/bad_jobs.cfm

Today's quality pick:
http://jobsearch.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=44932349&AVSDM=2006%2D06%2D27+10%3A04%3A56&Logo=1&sort=rv&vw=b&cy=US&brd=1,128,1862,1863&q=hog%20farm&refine=1

 

[Eric]

USA today said some woman sold an egg for 27,000 and that is the only way she could afford a house down payment in todays skyrocketing home prices.....

.....dude, I need some eggs......

 

[Stifler's Mom]

What's wrong Flip? (insert thick Australian accent) Did the dingo222 eat your baby?

 

[dingo222]

add a little flip to your hamburger helper to make a great meal

today's quality pick:

http://agency.governmentjobs.com/stafford/default.cfm?action=viewjob&JobID=41604&hit_count=Yes&headerfooter=1&promo=0&transfer=0&WDDXJobSearchParams=%3CwddxPacket%20version%3D%271%2E0%27%3E%3Cheader%2F%3E%3Cdata%3E%3Cstruct%3E%3Cvar%20name%3D%27FIND%5FKEYWORD%27%3E%3Cstring%3E%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar%20name%3D%27CATEGORYID%27%3E%3Cstring%3E%2D1%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar%20name%3D%27TRANSFER%27%3E%3Cstring%3E0%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar%20name%3D%27PROMOTIONALJOBS%27%3E%3Cstring%3E0%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3C%2Fstruct%3E%3C%2Fdata%3E%3C%2FwddxPacket%3E


fel free to add your own