Crew scheduling ringtones?

[HatWearer]

"Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac

"Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies..."

 

[V-STALL]

"Welcome to the Jungle, it get worse here everyday!"

 

[USC328]

We're not gonna take it, NO, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it ANYMOOOOOOORE!!

 

[shortsdawg]

"Highway to Hell" AC/DC

 

[sociald]

I hate country but....

Thinking "Take this job and SHOVE it" might be in order

 

[wmuflyguy]

Mine is Stifler yelling "suck me, beautful"

I'm working on Ollie Wliiams from the Family guy yelling "He gonna get it!"

 

[Saabslime]

I've got a quote from beavis and butthead on mine for sched.

"This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before"

 

[blueridge71]

I use a siren.

I flew with an FA who had a war movie soundbite with guy yelling "INCOMING!"

 

[Luxor Two]

Used to have Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills" on my old phone...

Run to the hills........ run for your lives

 

[ABX9av8or]

You have reached the RF 100 anti-scheduling device. Please speak clearly, so this device can distinguish between the voice of a scheduler and that of a true friend. If this is a true friend please stand by, and if this is crew scheduling, (beer opening in the background) this Bud's for you! beeeeeep!

 

[SBD]

"This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before", classic!
The music from Wizard of Oz, anytime the Wicked Witch of the West appeared.

 

[inthepool]

Adam Sandler from the wedding singer.

"OH SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES! KIIIIIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

 

[Comin-In-Hot]

I got Sanford & Son's theme song - because ya know - scheduling is a comedy show

 

[chriskcmo]

I've got Monty Python's "Flying Circus" for when the company calls.

 

[Axel]

I use the canned "circus music" for my ring.

HOWEVER:

I have ringback tones. While I am ignoring the circus music, the scheduler is hearing Three Days Grace shouting:

"I.....HATE......EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!"

 

[CRJDog]

We're not gonna take it, NO, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it ANYMOOOOOOORE!!

Hey thats my ringtone!!

A buddy has the dude from office space sayin, "Uhh, I need you to come in on saturday, uhh, yeah and come to think of it sunday too, uhhh, yeah."

 

[ArcticFlier]

What about the song that they always played at the end of the Benny Hill show?


AF

 

[rogerdoger]

Thinking "Take this job and SHOVE it" might be in order

Funny you mention that, because thats my ringtone!!!

 

[Longhorn]

I have the Beavis and Butthead line

Beavis
"one adam five, one adam five, we have a female cacasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumb a$$, were going to need backup c'mon"
Butthead
"Roger one adam five, strip her down naked and bring her to me"
Beavis
"Thats a 10-4 good buddy....beavis babble...c'mon"

This always gets a laugh from someone

 

[John Pennekamp]

REO Speedwagon - Time For Me To Fly